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21-07-2013, 02:03 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(21-07-2013 12:27 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I was sitting at my computer desk when all of a sudden I felt something crawling on my leg. I freaked out, jumped around like a little girl for about 5 second, and then looked under my desk to find a long strand of about 20 TINY SPIDERS.

I shit myself I am crying I destroyed their strand with Lysol and now they're floating around my room

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21-07-2013, 02:11 PM
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(21-07-2013 08:39 AM)Anjele Wrote:  At least the spiders are now clean.

I didn't know we had bug poison, so this morning my mom helped me treat my carpet and the areas around my desk. Confused

(21-07-2013 09:59 AM)ridethespiral Wrote:  Spiders actually make little kites and use them to fly around/make new lines, it's pretty insane.

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(21-07-2013 02:03 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  [Image: funny-gun-shoot-spider-be-sure-pics.jpg]

I'll never be able to stand spiders again after last night.
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21-07-2013, 02:18 PM (This post was last modified: 21-07-2013 02:30 PM by TheGulegon.)
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So you drive all the way out to Plainville, Kansas to visit some old friends Friday night, right. Only to spend all day Saturday with your hosts showing you around town trying to convince you Plainville has a "redneck" problem!
I was like, " bitches... Blink ...I was born in Arkansas !! Ya'll high-fulooten mid-west folk aint gotta cloo, do yeh?"
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These next 2? I'm not sayin,...I'm just sayin Confused
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Look Out!! *Inbred Jokes Incoming*
Hard to tell which one's the wife, what with the husband forgetting his pitchfork for the picture, and all, huh? Dodgy
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I swear if I've got to hear one more comment about "kissin cousins" Angry ...
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...I'll admit to everything Weeping
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21-07-2013, 02:23 PM
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Here you go Ferdinand.

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21-07-2013, 02:30 PM
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Oh, and I wasn't born in Ar-can-zus! You live in Kun-saw, bitch Tongue

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21-07-2013, 02:34 PM
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(21-07-2013 02:11 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(21-07-2013 08:39 AM)Anjele Wrote:  At least the spiders are now clean.

I didn't know we had bug poison, so this morning my mom helped me treat my carpet and the areas around my desk. Confused

(21-07-2013 09:59 AM)ridethespiral Wrote:  Spiders actually make little kites and use them to fly around/make new lines, it's pretty insane.

Weeping

(21-07-2013 02:03 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  [Image: funny-gun-shoot-spider-be-sure-pics.jpg]

I'll never be able to stand spiders again after last night.




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21-07-2013, 02:37 PM
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(21-07-2013 02:23 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Here you go Ferdinand.

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I just Heart giraffes!


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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21-07-2013, 02:41 PM
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(21-07-2013 02:20 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  So it turns out I don't stay totally serene when Skype/my Internet stops working.

Skype doesn't want socialization between a Brit and a Demigod. Undecided
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21-07-2013, 02:42 PM
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(21-07-2013 02:37 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(21-07-2013 02:23 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Here you go Ferdinand.

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I just Heart giraffes!

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21-07-2013, 03:06 PM
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(21-07-2013 02:11 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I'll never be able to stand spiders again after last night.

"Wherever you sit as you read these lines, a spider is probably no more than a few yards away." - Norman Platnick, Arachnologist Drinking Beverage

Spiders don't scare me like numbers, but the little fucking Brown Reticulated one's poison will eat your flesh. ... Girly knows. Drinking Beverage

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