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29-07-2013, 03:12 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Just got a phone call.
Good news, my motorbike part has finally arrived (despite being told 4 days ago that it's going to be another 2weeks but w/e).
Bad news, my warrant has expired (which I knew) and I need a new front tire, new front and back break pads, and a new chain and it's gonna cost me in the ball park of $1,300 (though I was half a sleep but I think that included the work they're doing now, so more like $700).
OH and then I need to get a registration for it which will be another $400...

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29-07-2013, 03:15 PM
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(29-07-2013 03:12 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Just got a phone call.
Good news, my motorbike part has finally arrived (despite being told 4 days ago that it's going to be another 2weeks but w/e).
Bad news, my warrant has expired (which I knew) and I need a new front tire, new front and back break pads, and a new chain and it's gonna cost me in the ball park of $1,300 (though I was half a sleep but I think that included the work they're doing now, so more like $700).
OH and then I need to get a registration for it which will be another $400...

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29-07-2013, 03:30 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(29-07-2013 03:15 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  
(29-07-2013 03:12 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Just got a phone call.
Good news, my motorbike part has finally arrived (despite being told 4 days ago that it's going to be another 2weeks but w/e).
Bad news, my warrant has expired (which I knew) and I need a new front tire, new front and back break pads, and a new chain and it's gonna cost me in the ball park of $1,300 (though I was half a sleep but I think that included the work they're doing now, so more like $700).
OH and then I need to get a registration for it which will be another $400...

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Yeahbut, how does that help me get $1,300?
Less poking fun Logica and more coming up with solutions to my problem.

Consider

OK I got a few starter ideas to get the ball rolling.

1) Get a small high interest loan from the bank, use it to by scratchy tickets and win my way rich.

2) Get a job.

3) Whore myself out.

Number 2 is a little ridiculous but at least I'm thinking.

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29-07-2013, 03:35 PM
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(29-07-2013 03:30 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(29-07-2013 03:15 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  [Image: Santa-Claus-Riding-a-Bicycle-meme-lol-lu..._thumb.jpg]

Yeahbut, how does that help me get $1,300?
Less poking fun Logica and more coming up with solutions to my problem.

Consider

OK I got a few starter ideas to get the ball rolling.

1) Get a small high interest loan from the bank, use it to by scratchy tickets and win my way rich.

2) Get a job.

3) Whore myself out.

Number 2 is a little ridiculous but at least I'm thinking.

4) Pick up returnable cans and bottles.

5) Knock over a bank.

6) Steal the bike after it gets fixed.

7) Pray really hard.

8) Play baccarat.

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29-07-2013, 03:37 PM
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(29-07-2013 03:30 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Yeahbut, how does that help me get $1,300?
Less poking fun Logica and more coming up with solutions to my problem.

Consider

OK I got a few starter ideas to get the ball rolling.

1) Get a small high interest loan from the bank, use it to by scratchy tickets and win my way rich.

2) Get a job.

3) Whore myself out.

Number 2 is a little ridiculous but at least I'm thinking.

I was gonna suggest 3. I wouldn't pay to shove myself up your ass but I'm sure you could find someone who would. Smile

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29-07-2013, 03:43 PM
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(29-07-2013 03:30 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Less poking fun Logica and more coming up with solutions to my problem.

It was a solution. Get a fucking bike and start pedaling. Drinking Beverage

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29-07-2013, 03:45 PM
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(29-07-2013 03:30 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(29-07-2013 03:15 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  [Image: Santa-Claus-Riding-a-Bicycle-meme-lol-lu..._thumb.jpg]

Yeahbut, how does that help me get $1,300?
Less poking fun Logica and more coming up with solutions to my problem.

Consider

OK I got a few starter ideas to get the ball rolling.

1) Get a small high interest loan from the bank, use it to by scratchy tickets and win my way rich.

2) Get a job.

3) Whore myself out.

Number 2 is a little ridiculous but at least I'm thinking.
if you go with number three -- use a condom.


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29-07-2013, 03:55 PM
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Spent much of my day reviewing patent application, signing affidavits, talking with patent attorney, and spending money.

I think we're finally done. Dodgy

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29-07-2013, 04:09 PM
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(29-07-2013 03:55 PM)Chas Wrote:  Spent much of my day reviewing patent application, signing affidavits, talking with patent attorney, and spending money.

I think we're finally done. Dodgy

I used to work for a patent attorney. They're really strange.


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29-07-2013, 04:10 PM
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Oh and Chas...kinder and gentler? Really??


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