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02-08-2013, 10:29 PM
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I know there were a few, including myself, who were talking smack on the circus, but it's even worse when the entertainers TRY to be "carnies", but fail Dodgy Their costumes looked more like pirate get-ups! I felt vaguely insulted! "I'll show you pirate you assholes *hiccup*, how the fuck do I get out of this tent gawdamit, I WANT OUT"
Anyway.
Time to finish what that beer tent started Big Grin

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02-08-2013, 10:46 PM
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I have to take a forum break -- I hurt my thumb. I'd say it was stuck up a famous male forum members ass and rhey clenched...but alas, the iPad is probably the culprit.

Still it hurts like a son of a bitch.

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02-08-2013, 10:52 PM
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(02-08-2013 10:46 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I have to take a forum break -- I hurt my thumb. I'd say it was stuck up a famous male forum members ass and rhey clenched...but alas, the iPad is probably the culprit.

Still it hurts like a son of a bitch.

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02-08-2013, 10:53 PM
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And here I was hoping for a nice, relaxing weekend.
Not getting that...
One week an I already want to be on holidays from school.

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03-08-2013, 09:26 AM
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So my mom has two dogs, two chihuahuas, and for some reason the oldest likes to sleep with me at night- and god knows only why, because those dogs annoy me to the fullest, but she likes to sleep with me. Well in the middle of the night, I guess I slept restlessly. I placed one of my arms over my head, and the dog typically lays at the top of my pillow. I rested my hand unknowingly on top of her (I'm asleep) and she fucking bites me while I am sleeping.

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03-08-2013, 10:04 AM (This post was last modified: 03-08-2013 10:10 AM by Lienda Bella.)
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Female game skills based off mood swings? Wow! Ignorant asses!
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03-08-2013, 10:45 AM
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So bored of work right now, here's my work rant for the week;

I hate people who say "do you have any bags"! There's a huge fucking pile of free bags right in front of you, are you blind?! The worst thing is, no, you aren't blind. You know full well those bags are there and you know full well you can use them, you're just too fucking lazy! When you ask "do you have any bags" what you actually mean is "bag my shopping for me peasant, I am far too important to put my own shopping in a bag, do it for me near-minimum wage worker, I don't care that my abject laziness is holding up the entire queue"! Well fuck you!

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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03-08-2013, 11:33 AM
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(03-08-2013 10:45 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  So bored of work right now, here's my work rant for the week;

I hate people who say "do you have any bags"! There's a huge fucking pile of free bags right in front of you, are you blind?! The worst thing is, no, you aren't blind. You know full well those bags are there and you know full well you can use them, you're just too fucking lazy! When you ask "do you have any bags" what you actually mean is "bag my shopping for me peasant, I am far too important to put my own shopping in a bag, do it for me near-minimum wage worker, I don't care that my abject laziness is holding up the entire queue"! Well fuck you!

There, there. At least you can anticipate the lady on the mobility scooter during your long, tiring days working the market. She makes for some entertainment, am I right? Big Grin
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03-08-2013, 11:38 AM
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(03-08-2013 11:33 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  There, there. At least you can anticipate the lady on the mobility scooter during your long, tiring days working the market. She makes for some entertainment, am I right? Big Grin

There's a customer in now that I hate seeing. I saw her coming in and managed to sprint into the office before she saw me. I feel better now there's two code-locked doors between me and her. Big Grin

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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04-08-2013, 05:29 AM
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Man, whatever the fuck the guys at the motorbike place did to my bike I fucking love them for it.
They gave it a clean for one (so it's so shiny right now) and tightened the chain. But the thing sounds fucking awesome right now, I don't know if it's because it hasn't been ridden for 2months, because the chain was tightened or some other reason but the whole thing feels brand new.
It's awesome.

And in other motorbike news, I want this:

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2163cc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of pure grunt!!
Holy fucking Jesus that's a powerful machine...!!

I want it!!

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