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01-09-2013, 06:41 PM
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Good.

This parade of theirs conflicts with my Monday honey chicken noodles so a mass slaughter of them before they come marching down Courtenay Place will be very much appreciated. Angry

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01-09-2013, 06:43 PM
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(01-09-2013 06:41 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Good.

This parade of theirs conflicts with my Monday honey chicken noodles so a mass slaughter of them before they come marching down Courtenay Place will be very much appreciated. Angry

What, you mean the ninjas are planning this simply to prevent you from getting your honey chicken noodles? What a lot of effort to go to when they could just kill you, or the honey chicken noodle people, instead. Huh

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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01-09-2013, 06:47 PM
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They're doing it this way because it's more subtitle, no one would expect a parade of ninja's...
Fuck me my alarm just went off on my phone, almost shat my pantaloons.
Anyway, this is just another way the universe it trying to stop me getting those noodles which I think further illustrates the point of how important it is I acquire those honey chicken noodles every 3:30 Monday.

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01-09-2013, 06:50 PM
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(01-09-2013 06:47 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  They're doing it this way because it's more subtitle, no one would expect a parade of ninja's...
Fuck me my alarm just went off on my phone, almost shat my pantaloons.
Anyway, this is just another way the universe it trying to stop me getting those noodles which I think further illustrates the point of how important it is I acquire those honey chicken noodles every 3:30 Monday.

More subtitle? FAIL! Big Grin

I really wanna try these noodles now because you rave about them so much. When I win the lotto I'm gonna come and visit you muffs and these noodles had better be as good as you say they are.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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01-09-2013, 10:34 PM
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They're better.

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02-09-2013, 12:21 AM
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So I'm gonna be an uncle in a mere 3weeks-ish...
You know what that means? A trip up to Wanganui (which means petrol money), long waits in hospitals/homes followed by awkward social moments that will not only baffle me and put my acting skills to the test but bore and frustrate the shit out of me with no hope of return to Wellington for several days.
FML.
Why did my sister have to go and get pregnant? She didn't think about me did she? So selfish.

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02-09-2013, 01:37 AM
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(01-09-2013 11:35 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  And that Vera's still in her usual funk. This one's for Vera. Manhattan first, then we take Berlin. Sofia? Well she's just a fucking given. Big Grin

Excuse me, but this is a totally different funk. Well, partially different. And I have all the reasons in the world to be in it. If I didn't know better (well, I don't really know better. About fucking anything...), I'd say that the universe was playing a joke on me...

Sun, did you say? Yes, there is sun, the same old one...





Tell me what to do
Now the light in my life is gone from me
Is it always the same
Is the night never ending

Tell me what to do
All the hopes and the dreams went wrong for me
There's a smile on my face
But I'm only pretending

Taking my life
One day at a time
Cause I can't think what else to do
Taking some time
To make up my mind
When there's no one to ask but you

The same old sun would shine in the morning
The same bright eyes would welcome me home
And the moon would rise way over my head
And get through the night alone

And the same old sun will shine in the morning
The same bright stars will welcome me home
And the clouds will rise way over my head
I'll get through the night on my own

Tell me what to do
Now there's nobody watching over me
If I seem to be calm
Well it's all an illusion
Tell me what to do
When the fear of the night comes over me
There's a smile on my face
Just to hide the confusion

Taking my life
One day at a time
Cause I can't think what else to do
Taking some time
To make up my mind
When there's no one to ask but you

The same old sun would shine in the morning
The same bright eyes would welcome me home
And the moon would rise way over my head
And get through the night alone

And the same old sun will shine in the morning
The same bright stars will welcome me home
And the clouds will rise way over my head
I'll get through my life on my own

(01-09-2013 12:35 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO LEAVE US FOREVER! Hug

Were going? Hmm...

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02-09-2013, 03:47 AM
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New App:
A big eared mouse-child-thing has to get hold of the ingredients for a mystical recipe:
Honey
Chicken and
(what's the other one? Ah yes...) Noodles
Set in the magical landscape of a mythical city: Wellingtonia.
The character (non-gender specific) has a number of challenges before getting access to the ingredients:
- inanimate obstacles (e.g. Hills, traffic lights, and vehicles)
- anime obstacles (e.g. Traffic cops and pedestrians)
- puzzles to solves (e.g. How to remove the head of a screwdriver wedged in the keyhole of his transporter; how to get money for petrol)

The final objective is to get the ingredients to the mystics by a deadline (3:30) and they will make the Dish of Everlasting Obduracy but their palace is guarded by a throng of skilled (colour-coded for different skills) ninjas.
If the ninjas take an ingredient, the hero(ine) has to go back and obtain a replacement.

This is a multiplayer game and extra power (in the form of vanilla coke) and greater skills (in the form of capitalist trickery) can be gained by pissing off other players to the extent that they leave the game.

There can be only one winner!

Make it so.

Big Grin

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02-09-2013, 04:00 AM
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In about an hours time I'm gonna go fishing.
Why am I going to go fishing at 11pm I hear you ask?
Because 1) that's when the tide is coming in and 2) I haven't gone fishing in ages and 3) fuck you that's why!

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02-09-2013, 04:19 AM
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Or not, to say my soft baits have seen betters day would be an understatement.
I might be able to revive them in some water or something, I'll figure it out tomorrow, good fishing tomorrow at 3pm anyway.
Luckily I only buy 1 pack of soft baits at a time so not the end of the world if these ones are fucked, at least my hooks and sinkers are still good.

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