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08-09-2013, 03:49 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Tell him he failed the first rule that I told him when he first told me he was getting a motorcycle and that he's a douche.

number 1 rule: don't crash

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09-09-2013, 03:57 AM
RE: Ranting corner
Seems to me like there is no need for any other rules so long as you follow it.

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09-09-2013, 07:00 AM
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No, there's 2 rules, both equally as important.

Rule number 2: get the fuck out of my god damn way. Angry

The amount of times I'm lane splitting and the motorbike doing it infront of me decides the gap infront of us isn't wide enough (when it clearly is) and decides to slow down...
grrrr! If I wanted to move with traffic I would be in an actual lane, not now stuck between two 18 wheelers! Angry

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09-09-2013, 09:46 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(09-09-2013 07:00 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  No, there's 2 rules, both equally as important.

Rule number 2: get the fuck out of my god damn way. Angry

The amount of times I'm lane splitting and the motorbike doing it infront of me decides the gap infront of us isn't wide enough (when it clearly is) and decides to slow down...
grrrr! If I wanted to move with traffic I would be in an actual lane, not now stuck between two 18 wheelers! Angry

If you die from lane splitting, it's your own fault for being fucking stupid. Dodgy

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09-09-2013, 10:03 AM
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I wont die, rule 1's got that covered.

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09-09-2013, 10:23 AM
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(09-09-2013 10:03 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  I wont die, rule 1's got that covered.

We'll quote you at your funeral. Closed casket, of course.

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09-09-2013, 12:58 PM
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Yeah, but muffs really knows has to put the FUN in FUNeral.

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09-09-2013, 01:48 PM
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(09-09-2013 12:58 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  Yeah, but muffs really knows has to put the FUN in FUNeral.

Spring loaded coffin filled with confetti.

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09-09-2013, 03:49 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(09-09-2013 01:48 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(09-09-2013 12:58 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  Yeah, but muffs really knows has to put the FUN in FUNeral.

Spring loaded coffin filled with confetti.

Stripper comes out of the coffin.

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10-09-2013, 11:28 AM
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My filling of my tooth fell out a month ago. First,it hurted when i drank cold stuff,if food got stuck in there or if i ate something really sweet. After a few weeks,i became so accustomed to the pain,i didnt feel it anymore. The only downside is that my mouth rieks in the morning,because lil pieces of food from midnight snacks get stuck there. So i went to the dentist today,and she wants to fucking fill it again!! Fuck no! Because of the numberous time she filled it,im stuck with this! I mean like,you make the damn hole bigger and put some shitty stuff in there and it falls of after a half year! Thanks to that,my tooth has a huge hole that you can see the gum if you look closely in the mirror! Fuck you damn dentist! And then i told her i would rather have a fake tooth,but fuckin insurance does not cover that! I'm not paying 3k for no goddamn fake tooth! I guess i just have to live with the hole

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