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22-07-2012, 06:17 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(22-07-2012 05:37 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Stupid river, with my feet
over the sides of the canoe
touching the grass
in the water
as if
we have somewhere to go
and there was a fifth
of glen something
single malt
'cause annie got a birthday present
for a man who doesn't drink
and i stole the bottle
and had kids on me
and dog
who thought i was some kind of superhero
yesterday
or so
so whatever i said
is not sure
in the grand scheme of things
cause the river
like my gwynnies
claimed my soul
Huh?
Did you get into the liqueur cabinet there John?

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22-07-2012, 06:39 PM
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Did I post that? Anne, my roomie, got this b'day present of single malt for someone who doesn't drink... so we drank it. Well, I drank it. It was stupendous... and I gots to go to beddie-bye soon. Tongue

...and, you know; Gwyneth. Heart I adore that girl. I'm sorry, I'm pathetic...

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23-07-2012, 01:12 AM
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I wrote a few things on here yesterday, I don't even remember writing. Evil_monster

Note to self- high on the Gwynnies in the morning and the scotch in the afternoon is A Bad Plan. Thumbsup

I do remember calling Girly a motherfucker somewherez - that was for his siggy - just wanted to set that record straight. Big Grin

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23-07-2012, 01:41 AM
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Ive got to go into work for a meeting in about an hour on my day off Censored

I only go to get paid, not to work (if I can help it) Confused

I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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23-07-2012, 01:53 AM
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And another thing not to do while intoxicated - walk that monster dog. Mofo dragged me down the street like a cartoon character. The side of my left arm is hamburger. The stoopid, it smarts! Big Grin

(23-07-2012 01:41 AM)bemore Wrote:  Ive got to go into work for a meeting in about an hour on my day off Censored

I only go to get paid, not to work (if I can help it) Confused

Are you getting paid to go to the meeting?

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23-07-2012, 02:15 AM
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(23-07-2012 01:53 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  And another thing not to do while intoxicated - walk that monster dog. Mofo dragged me down the street like a cartoon character. The side of my left arm is hamburger. The stoopid, it smarts! Big Grin

(23-07-2012 01:41 AM)bemore Wrote:  Ive got to go into work for a meeting in about an hour on my day off Censored

I only go to get paid, not to work (if I can help it) Confused

Are you getting paid to go to the meeting?
Nope....... I raised this point at the same time as raising my middle finger (metaphorically of course)....... until they pointed out a section in my contract that states I have to go in for meetings.

Im sure theres a section in that damned contract that mentions my soul.............. Evil_monster

I feel so much, and yet I feel nothing.
I am a rock, I am the sky, the birds and the trees and everything beyond.
I am the wind, in the fields in which I roar. I am the water, in which I drown.
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23-07-2012, 07:33 PM
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(23-07-2012 01:12 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  I wrote a few things on here yesterday, I don't even remember writing. Evil_monster
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And another thing not to do while intoxicated - ...

The fuck Johnny? I love coming back to the forum the next day with a certain degree of trepidation of "Okay, just what kinda rabble did my fuckin' drunken ass id raise last night that my ego don't remember?"

It's not only therapeutic, I find it strangely consoling. Wink

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24-07-2012, 05:26 AM
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(23-07-2012 07:33 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  It's not only therapeutic, I find it strangely consoling. Wink

Like your pornographic siggy? Big Grin

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24-07-2012, 05:41 AM
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That is not pornographic, that is enjoyment.

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24-07-2012, 09:24 AM
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You know it just hit me.
I have failed my first life goal. Millionaire by 21.


Bugger.


Oh well, billionaire by 30 is still achievable!

Also as a separate rant I was browsing retail property for sale as a bit of research for my business plan I'm working on, and what do I discover? there is literally zero commercial space for sale other then office space in this city.
I did discover that our neighbors are selling their house though and that they want $450,000 for it and it's a 4bedroom, 2 bathroom place and considering this (where I live) is a 4bedroom 2 bathroom it gives me an idea on how much my flatmates parents brought it for... Just being nosy.
But back to the original point, yes absolutely no retail for sale. WTF. There is a bar but I don't have $300,000... I wonder if the bank would lend a student with no assets (apart from a motorbike worth $9,000) a $300,000 loan?? I suspect not.

Actually... This has given me an idea. I want to flat next year by myself, *looks up 1bedroom places* between $150,000 - $200,000... I wonder how much that is a week? Like seriously.
Found some numbers. $150,000 rented for $255 a week at a 8.9% profit. SO like $235 a week in mortgage.
I COULD pay that with a part time job, part time study and my student allowance benefit.

The main bonus is that property overall increases in value, or at least holds it value so at the end of it I would have an actual asset (to put against a loan from the bank to start my business??).

OMG fuck me! Full furnished studio apartment, $112,000 my mortgage calculator tells me that's $154 a week, literally $10 LESS then my current fucking week, and it's closer to the CBD.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think I might just be moving house sooner then February next year...
Seriously, I really want that place now. I'm gonna facebook my mom see what she says about this... (which shows my seriousness to this)

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