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26-09-2013, 09:38 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Dodgy

My mom's here and my sister's rented a room to some 20 something girl so they're all having a big conversation about nipples and breasts and I know far far too much about new mom's nipples now than I ever wanted to know. Like I could be just sitting there minding my own business and BAM out comes a conversation about sore nipples and nipple cream.
No warning, nothing.

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26-09-2013, 09:58 PM
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(26-09-2013 09:38 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Dodgy

My mom's here and my sister's rented a room to some 20 something girl so they're all having a big conversation about nipples and breasts and I know far far too much about new mom's nipples now than I ever wanted to know. Like I could be just sitting there minding my own business and BAM out comes a conversation about sore nipples and nipple cream.
No warning, nothing.

Look at it this way. You should be thankful, they'd probs be ten times worse if they knew you were gay. Big Grin

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27-09-2013, 12:09 AM
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Nipple cream? Apparently I know nothing as well. Granted, I don't often visit the ladies section of department stores, but nipple cream?

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27-09-2013, 01:41 AM
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(26-09-2013 09:58 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(26-09-2013 09:38 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Dodgy

My mom's here and my sister's rented a room to some 20 something girl so they're all having a big conversation about nipples and breasts and I know far far too much about new mom's nipples now than I ever wanted to know. Like I could be just sitting there minding my own business and BAM out comes a conversation about sore nipples and nipple cream.
No warning, nothing.

Look at it this way. You should be thankful, they'd probs be ten times worse if they knew you were gay. Big Grin

My sister has this "joke", and I put it in quotation marks because I don't know if she's joking or seriously has this opinion, that I'm gay. So even though I'm not 'out', I still get allllll the gay shit as well as the non-gay shit...
fml

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27-09-2013, 03:27 AM
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Just curious, you ever planning on coming out? If you do, PLEASE wear a mini-skirt with a rainbow thong poking out, and feathers as well. Don't forget to video tape it. Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

Seriously though, you think your sister would be cool if you let the proverbial cat out of the bag?

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27-09-2013, 03:41 AM
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No I don't plan on ever coming out.
I have absolutely zero desire to have a boyfriend, the whole boyfriend dating concept does absolutely nothing for me. If anything it puts me off it more. So really there's no point coming out, all it would do is create a talking point I couldn't be bothered to deal with.

And no my sister wouldn't care.

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27-09-2013, 08:28 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXatLOWjr-k

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27-09-2013, 01:28 PM
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(26-09-2013 08:35 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(26-09-2013 03:36 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  What? I thought you just had your bike completely overhauled?

God damn it, do you people listen to nothing I say?

No. Not really.

And fuck Chas. Angry

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27-09-2013, 01:47 PM
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(26-09-2013 09:02 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  Uncle muffsy and his new breast friend!

I think Muffy would be a great uncle! Thumbsup

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27-09-2013, 02:22 PM
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Seems I have either an earlier case of the flu, or mono. My doctor's treating it as if it's flu.

I AM TIRED OF BEING GOD DAMN SICK ALL OF THE TIME

If I am this sick as a teenager I am probably going to be completely crippled and permanently bed-ridden by the time I am 30.
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