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14-12-2013, 12:55 PM
RE: Ranting corner
If I slit my wrists now does anyone think I'll be able to the rest of the weekend off work?

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14-12-2013, 12:58 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-12-2013 12:55 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  If I slit my wrists now does anyone think I'll be able to the rest of the weekend off work?

Or
You could just drop something on your foot and nurse a bruise or at worst a broken toe? I mean that wrist slashing can get dicey. Maybe not toy with something that can go Oh So wrong?

yanno...............just sayin

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14-12-2013, 01:36 PM
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(14-12-2013 12:58 PM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  
(14-12-2013 12:55 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  If I slit my wrists now does anyone think I'll be able to the rest of the weekend off work?

Or
You could just drop something on your foot and nurse a bruise or at worst a broken toe? I mean that wrist slashing can get dicey. Maybe not toy with something that can go Oh So wrong?

yanno...............just sayin

Lift something heavy and use your back not your legs. Might get a couple weeks off that way. Tongue

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14-12-2013, 02:34 PM
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The snowstorm has begun; supposed to last 'til tomorrow and dump a foot of snow on me. I'm on freakin' crutches - how am I supposed to clear a foot of friggin' snow? Angry

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14-12-2013, 02:52 PM
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(14-12-2013 02:34 PM)Chas Wrote:  The snowstorm has begun; supposed to last 'til tomorrow and dump a foot of snow on me. I'm on freakin' crutches - how am I supposed to clear a foot of friggin' snow? Angry

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14-12-2013, 02:55 PM
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(14-12-2013 02:34 PM)Chas Wrote:  The snowstorm has begun; supposed to last 'til tomorrow and dump a foot of snow on me. I'm on freakin' crutches - how am I supposed to clear a foot of friggin' snow? Angry

I'm gonna have to hire some guy to cut one branch off a tree - ONE - my ladder isn't high enough. Undecided

Sooner or later, we all have to hire out. Go on - give someone a job - they could probably use the extra cash and you get to play bossman.

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14-12-2013, 02:57 PM
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(14-12-2013 12:55 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  If I slit my wrists now does anyone think I'll be able to the rest of the weekend off work?

Just remember to go up and down and not side to side, that way you're more likely to die.

I mean.

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14-12-2013, 03:01 PM
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(14-12-2013 02:57 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(14-12-2013 12:55 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  If I slit my wrists now does anyone think I'll be able to the rest of the weekend off work?

Just remember to go up and down and not side to side, that way you're more likely to die.

I mean.

Shy

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14-12-2013, 03:27 PM
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(14-12-2013 02:55 PM)kim Wrote:  
(14-12-2013 02:34 PM)Chas Wrote:  The snowstorm has begun; supposed to last 'til tomorrow and dump a foot of snow on me. I'm on freakin' crutches - how am I supposed to clear a foot of friggin' snow? Angry

I'm gonna have to hire some guy to cut one branch off a tree - ONE - my ladder isn't high enough. Undecided

Sooner or later, we all have to hire out. Go on - give someone a job - they could probably use the extra cash and you get to play bossman.

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Pay money??? Shocking

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16-12-2013, 01:22 PM
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Where is Earmuffs?

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