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14-01-2014, 10:32 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-01-2014 10:32 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(14-01-2014 10:30 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  You're a bad person, hysterical, but bad. Big Grin

I can feel you kissing my ass. Strange, but pleasant. Shy

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14-01-2014, 10:33 PM
RE: Ranting corner
At least shag and get it out of your systems.

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14-01-2014, 10:34 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-01-2014 10:32 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(14-01-2014 10:32 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I can feel you kissing my ass. Strange, but pleasant. Shy

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Erm ...... I ..... but ...... WHAT?!?!

PS. She just asked me if I get her above pun. Cannot believe she actually thinks I'm retarded enough to not understand it. Big Grin

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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14-01-2014, 10:35 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-01-2014 10:32 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(14-01-2014 10:30 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  You're a bad person, hysterical, but bad. Big Grin

I can feel you kissing my ass. Strange, but pleasant. Shy

Eww, watch out for the tongue.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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14-01-2014, 10:38 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-01-2014 10:33 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  At least shag and get it out of your systems.

But my dick doesn't reach that far. I could maybe get it to Massachusetts if I stood on the Welsh coast and watched some really good porn but I think that's about the limit. Sad

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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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15-01-2014, 12:53 AM
RE: Ranting corner
If Massachusetts is what you named your left testicle....then maybe.

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15-01-2014, 01:26 AM
RE: Ranting corner
Hughsinand is at it again.

This makes me quite discontented at their immaturity.
However, my jimmies shall not be rustled by such commoners.

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15-01-2014, 06:20 AM
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(15-01-2014 12:53 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  If Massachusetts is what you named your left testicle....then maybe.

Nice.
+5 points.

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15-01-2014, 06:23 AM
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(15-01-2014 01:26 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Hughsinand is at it again.

This makes me quite discontented at their immaturity.
However, my jimmies shall not be rustled by such commoners.

Just wait. One day we'll have our own sitcom.

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15-01-2014, 06:38 AM
RE: Ranting corner
I think I'm gonna live dangerously and have KFC for lunch tomorrow.
I'm a hardcore rebel like that. Plus it's not Monday so I can damn well have what I want.

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