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26-02-2014, 10:50 AM
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So, yesterday my husband insisted that I get my nails done and get a french manicure -- instead of color...I admit last time I pushed the envelope a bit by choosing hot pink. He doesn't mind toes that color but nails...it just bugs him. He likes me to look all lady-like and shit Dodgy

So I got them done and they look fine. Except I haven't had a french for a long time...and I keep glancing at my nails and thinking they're dipped in mayo.

I'm not sure why i equate white tips with mayonnaise...I'm really more of a mustard girl.


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26-02-2014, 02:01 PM
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(26-02-2014 10:50 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  So, yesterday my husband insisted that I get my nails done and get a french manicure -- instead of color...I admit last time I pushed the envelope a bit by choosing hot pink. He doesn't mind toes that color but nails...it just bugs him. He likes me to look all lady-like and shit Dodgy

So I got them done and they look fine. Except I haven't had a french for a long time...and I keep glancing at my nails and thinking they're dipped in mayo.

I'm not sure why i equate white tips with mayonnaise...I'm really more of a mustard girl.

As a child did you spend a lot of time dipping your fingers in mayo? O.o
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26-02-2014, 10:56 PM
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The worst people in the world are fucking liars. You're a murderer of fucking happiness, and it sickens me to think you were ever my best friend.

You are a sick fucking person, and a waste of oxygen.

Ok I'm done.
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27-02-2014, 03:01 AM
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It's now 4 am. I have work tomorrow. I "went to bed" at10:30 for some sexy time.. 11:15..... why the $!@_/+? Can't I get some $@(/?+) sleep?!?!!!

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27-02-2014, 07:16 AM
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What kind of man even knows what the hell a French manicure is? Hell, the only way I can remember which one a manicure is is think 'peda', from the Latin meaning foot...and I'm not 100% sure on that 'factoid'. Laugh out load I take it from the description that it means the fingernails with white tips, though. I guess you could say I have a fringe manicure. Ba-dum dum-csh!

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27-02-2014, 07:22 AM
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(27-02-2014 07:16 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  What kind of man even knows what the hell a French manicure is?

A married one. Drinking Beverage

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27-02-2014, 07:30 AM
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Dear momsurroundedbyboys

You need to fart, loudly in your husband's company, and often. He might tone down on the lady thing. Try it in the kitchen, not sex, farting; don't forget the loud.

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27-02-2014, 08:31 AM
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(27-02-2014 07:22 AM)War Horse Wrote:  
(27-02-2014 07:16 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  What kind of man even knows what the hell a French manicure is?

A married one. Drinking Beverage

Maybe a married one that hasn't learned the art of smiling, nodding, and saying "Yes, dear". Thumbsup

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27-02-2014, 09:33 AM
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(27-02-2014 08:31 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Maybe a married one that hasn't learned the art of smiling, nodding, and saying "Yes, dear". Thumbsup


I wouldn't give you a plug nickle for one of those --- uck! lol

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27-02-2014, 11:39 AM (This post was last modified: 27-02-2014 11:49 AM by Vera.)
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That moment when I think of the perfect word to translate something and feel so proud of myself... only to realise that such a word does not bloody exist. In my own native language. Fuck.

Also. I didn't sign up to translate an (arrogant) atheist's memoirs in order to translate stupid religious hymns, fucking dammit.

Also, why is everything annoying me? Again. Fucking annoying, feeling like this. Dodgy

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