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30-04-2014, 09:35 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(30-04-2014 09:27 AM)Alex_Leonardo Wrote:  
(30-04-2014 09:24 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  You giving vacuum advice is like me giving advice on locating a females clitoris.

That's really, really, disturbing...
Couldn't you say something like "Eurasia" or something less disturbing?
Please? Blush

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30-04-2014, 09:43 AM
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I was gonna say, Muffs is disturbed, but I see that ship has sailed.... again. Drinking Beverage

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30-04-2014, 09:47 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(30-04-2014 09:24 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(30-04-2014 09:11 AM)Alex_Leonardo Wrote:  Facepalm
Sorry I forgot to write some text.
"You shoulda gotten a dyson."
or something.
Those machines are good. They're like the iphones of the vacuum world.

You giving vacuum advice is like me giving advice on locating a females clitoris.

As opposed to a male one? Blink

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30-04-2014, 09:48 AM
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(30-04-2014 09:43 AM)War Horse Wrote:  I was gonna say, Muffs is disturbed, but I see that ship has sailed.... again. Drinking Beverage


...is sailing...still.

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30-04-2014, 10:24 AM
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Hey Anj..... aint ya suppose to be doing something Laugh out load

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30-04-2014, 10:25 AM
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(30-04-2014 10:24 AM)War Horse Wrote:  Hey Anj..... aint ya suppose to be doing something Laugh out load

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Telling a women she should be doing the vacuuming...
Fine line WH, fine line indeed...

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30-04-2014, 10:26 AM
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(30-04-2014 10:24 AM)War Horse Wrote:  Hey Anj..... aint ya suppose to be doing something Laugh out load

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Actually just finished vacuuming everything but the stairs. Feeling pretty good! Even vacuumed one of the ceiling fans. Flex

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30-04-2014, 10:28 AM
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(30-04-2014 10:25 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(30-04-2014 10:24 AM)War Horse Wrote:  Hey Anj..... aint ya suppose to be doing something Laugh out load

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Telling a women she should be doing the vacuuming...
Fine line WH, fine line indeed...

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30-04-2014, 10:33 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(30-04-2014 10:28 AM)War Horse Wrote:  
(30-04-2014 10:25 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Telling a women she should be doing the vacuuming...
Fine line WH, fine line indeed...

Guess I'm just a silver tongued devil.... Sleepy

Or a masochist.

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30-04-2014, 10:37 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(30-04-2014 10:33 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(30-04-2014 10:28 AM)War Horse Wrote:  Guess I'm just a silver tongued devil.... Sleepy

Or a masochist.

Well, maybe..... not sure, but you may have a point since I make it a hobby to piss off barmaids by the dozen... tho pissing off a hausfrau might be a bit more dangerous. Unsure

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