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18-05-2014, 02:57 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(18-05-2014 02:50 AM)diddo97 Wrote:  Evidently. I've broken so many laws without realizing. I have no defense. I deserve to go to prison and die.

Bitch, please. I jaywalk every other day.

What could you have possibly done? As far as I'm aware, "attention seeking on an internet forum" isn't a crime anywhere on Earth. Hell, allegedly some nations (like the (s)PRC) will even pay you to do it.

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18-05-2014, 03:05 AM
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(18-05-2014 02:57 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(18-05-2014 02:50 AM)diddo97 Wrote:  Evidently. I've broken so many laws without realizing. I have no defense. I deserve to go to prison and die.

Bitch, please. I jaywalk every other day.

What could you have possibly done? As far as I'm aware, "attention seeking on an internet forum" isn't a crime anywhere on Earth. Hell, allegedly some nations (like the (s)PRC) will even pay you to do it.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19450_6-l...ng-it.html

#6 - Probably done it without realizing somehow
#5 - Almost impossible not to have done this at some point
#4 - Everyone on the internet is guilty of this one
#3 - Playing Pokemon could be interpreted as breaking this
#2 - Way too vague, my "emo" posts could be interpreted as this
#1 - Self-explanatory

If you think this is rediculous, I could face a lot of jail time for this.

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18-05-2014, 03:14 AM
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(18-05-2014 03:05 AM)diddo97 Wrote:  
(18-05-2014 02:57 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Bitch, please. I jaywalk every other day.

What could you have possibly done? As far as I'm aware, "attention seeking on an internet forum" isn't a crime anywhere on Earth. Hell, allegedly some nations (like the (s)PRC) will even pay you to do it.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19450_6-l...ng-it.html

#6 - Probably done it without realizing somehow
#5 - Almost impossible not to have done this at some point
#4 - Everyone on the internet is guilty of this one
#3 - Playing Pokemon could be interpreted as breaking this
#2 - Way too vague, my "emo" posts could be interpreted as this
#1 - Self-explanatory

If you think this is rediculous, I could face a lot of jail time for this.

I don't think it's "rediculous". I think it's horseshit.

If you so desperately want people to pay attention to you and send your arse to jail, just go hold up a service station or something.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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18-05-2014, 03:29 AM
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(18-05-2014 03:14 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(18-05-2014 03:05 AM)diddo97 Wrote:  http://www.cracked.com/article_19450_6-l...ng-it.html

#6 - Probably done it without realizing somehow
#5 - Almost impossible not to have done this at some point
#4 - Everyone on the internet is guilty of this one
#3 - Playing Pokemon could be interpreted as breaking this
#2 - Way too vague, my "emo" posts could be interpreted as this
#1 - Self-explanatory

If you think this is rediculous, I could face a lot of jail time for this.

I don't think it's "rediculous". I think it's horseshit.

If you so desperately want people to pay attention to you and send your arse to jail, just go hold up a service station or something.

Why on earth do you think I want to go to jail?

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18-05-2014, 03:30 AM
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(18-05-2014 03:29 AM)diddo97 Wrote:  
(18-05-2014 03:14 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  I don't think it's "rediculous". I think it's horseshit.

If you so desperately want people to pay attention to you and send your arse to jail, just go hold up a service station or something.

Why on earth do you think I want to go to jail?

(18-05-2014 02:50 AM)diddo97 Wrote:  Evidently. I've broken so many laws without realizing. I have no defense. I deserve to go to prison and die.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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18-05-2014, 03:31 AM
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(18-05-2014 03:30 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(18-05-2014 03:29 AM)diddo97 Wrote:  Why on earth do you think I want to go to jail?

(18-05-2014 02:50 AM)diddo97 Wrote:  Evidently. I've broken so many laws without realizing. I have no defense. I deserve to go to prison and die.

Non sequitur...

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18-05-2014, 12:21 PM
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18-05-2014, 12:22 PM
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(18-05-2014 02:57 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Bitch, please. I jaywalk every other day.

You are such a rebel. Tongue

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18-05-2014, 12:44 PM
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Yesterday I went long boarding and had my very first wipe out going down a hill. The trucks on the board were very loose (for easier turning) and as I propelled down the hill, the board became very wobbly and slipped out from under my feet. I immediately lost balance, hit the ground, and slid a good bit. The position in which I fell had my left knee bent to the left side, and as I slid, my leg bent inwards. I sat on the ground for a good fifteen minutes or so before I tried maneuvering myself up so I could walk to a bench. As I stood up and wobbled over to a bench, my knee felt very unstable. I had to call some of my friends to come and help me. I was carried a good way back, but eventually just sat on the long board and let a friend push me.

Now I can't bend or straighten my knee. It was unbearable yesterday, I could hardly walk. I sat down a couple of times and accidentally bent my knee too far past what I could. I kept it slightly bent and limped on it, but I couldn't bend it any further back and I couldn't straighten it completely. I've hardly ever felt so much pain that my vision was blurred. I've broken my arm before and didn't feel as much pain as this.

By the end of the night last night, I was sore and could hardly climb into bed. Today it doesn't hurt as band. I still can't bend it completely (don't want to try) nor can I straighten it. I'm still limping, but it isn't as unbearable as it was yesterday.
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18-05-2014, 12:47 PM
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(18-05-2014 12:44 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Yesterday I went long boarding and had my very first wipe out going down a hill. The trucks on the board were very loose (for easier turning) and as I propelled down the hill, the board became very wobbly and slipped out from under my feet. I immediately lost balance, hit the ground, and slid a good bit. The position in which I fell had my left knee bent to the left side, and as I slid, my leg bent inwards. I sat on the ground for a good fifteen minutes or so before I tried maneuvering myself up so I could walk to a bench. As I stood up and wobbled over to a bench, my knee felt very unstable. I had to call some of my friends to come and help me. I was carried a good way back, but eventually just sat on the long board and let a friend push me.

Now I can't bend or straighten my knee. It was unbearable yesterday, I could hardly walk. I sat down a couple of times and accidentally bent my knee too far past what I could. I kept it slightly bent and limped on it, but I couldn't bend it any further back and I couldn't straighten it completely. I've hardly ever felt so much pain that my vision was blurred. I've broken my arm before and didn't feel as much pain as this.

By the end of the night last night, I was sore and could hardly climb into bed. Today it doesn't hurt as band. I still can't bend it completely (don't want to try) nor can I straighten it. I'm still limping, but it isn't as unbearable as it was yesterday.

That's either a very serious sprain or a fracture. Or both.

Get to a goddamn doctor.

If you don't treat it right you might permanently impair the joint.

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