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17-01-2013, 06:10 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-01-2013 06:07 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(17-01-2013 05:47 PM)Vera Wrote:  Don't make me make jokes with these two words. At 2am I'm totally capable of it Dodgy
The temptation to...

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...is enormous, but I am afraid the result will be...
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Or [Image: k34010.gif]

And because of this, I'll also throw this little gem at you:
His sex was a magnificent shock. Standing out from his body, the rod of him was hard and thick and proud.

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17-01-2013, 06:12 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-01-2013 06:10 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(17-01-2013 06:07 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
Or [Image: k34010.gif]

And because of this, I'll also throw this little gem at you:
His sex was a magnificent shock. Standing out from his body, the rod of him was hard and thick and proud.
So was it a shock because his sexual capabilities were amazing or because she was expecting him to boast a vagina?

THAT IS BULLSHIT Censored

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17-01-2013, 06:16 PM (This post was last modified: 18-01-2013 05:51 AM by Vera.)
RE: Ranting corner
(17-01-2013 06:12 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  So was it a shock because his sexual capabilities were amazing or because she was expecting him to boast a vagina?

THAT IS BULLSHIT Censored
His sex is his thingamajig. She hasn't seen one so far. Also, he (and everyone else in those type of books) is hung like a horse Dodgy

But it is, indeed, major bull.

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17-01-2013, 06:16 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-01-2013 06:10 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(17-01-2013 06:07 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  The temptation to...

[Image: touch-pink-mouse-emoticon.gif?1292950523]

...is enormous, but I am afraid the result will be...
[Image: boxer-pink-mouse-emoticon.gif?1292950504]
Or [Image: k34010.gif]

And because of this, I'll also throw this little gem at you:
His sex was a magnificent shock. Standing out from his body, the rod of him was hard and thick and proud.

Oooooooooooh myyyyyyyyyyyy

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17-01-2013, 06:23 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-01-2013 06:16 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(17-01-2013 06:12 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  So was it a shock because his sexual capabilities were amazing or because she was expecting him to boast a vagina?

THAT IS BULLSHIT Censored
His sex is his thingamajig. She haven't seen one so far. Also, he (and everyone else in those type of books) is hung like a horse Dodgy

But it is, indeed, major bull.
That is utterly hilarious. Transferring the primo ideal of the male-targeted porn industry--- ladies crave oversized schlongs---and placing it in the female-targeted erotica novels.

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17-01-2013, 06:28 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-01-2013 06:23 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  That is utterly hilarious. Transferring the primo ideal of the male-targeted porn industry--- ladies crave oversized schlongs---and placing it in the female-targeted erotica novels.
Yup, I'm always finding it difficult to believe this bilge is written by women and (mostly) for women. And don't get me started on the whole possessiveness and the rest of the chauvinistic, mediaeval crap...

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17-01-2013, 07:24 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(17-01-2013 06:23 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  
(17-01-2013 06:16 PM)Vera Wrote:  His sex is his thingamajig. She haven't seen one so far. Also, he (and everyone else in those type of books) is hung like a horse Dodgy

But it is, indeed, major bull.
That is utterly hilarious. Transferring the primo ideal of the male-targeted porn industry--- ladies crave oversized schlongs---and placing it in the female-targeted erotica novels.

Lol...it's true. I don't mind some erotica if it's fairly well-written with a good story.....

But really, as I think about this...I prefer a good story and steamy sex is a bonus.

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17-01-2013, 07:31 PM
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can't reply to comments. to busy. why am I even here? Hi, bye.

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17-01-2013, 09:59 PM
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Sad I miss you already.


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17-01-2013, 11:10 PM
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Missed you too Near.


So today was... productive. seriously, it was actually really productive.

Also I knew my landlord was awesome, but I was talking to him for like an hour and a half and that guy is fucking awesome.
He may also have some rooms in some of his other flats that need someone (ie: me) so he's gonna get back to me about that. That'll be good, having a goo landlord is always a plus.
The thing is, he's the sort of person whom if you want to get into business, you wanna know him because he's got "all the friends".

OH, and while I was at an appointment today (prior to my chat with my landlord) to view potential flats, I was observing the guy showing me around, a property manager, and I think I have found my potential business.
Property management. Think about it, it's cheap to set up (relatively), location isn't important (unlike retail) as you just rent some office space (which there is plenty of I might add). And I think it would be a.. busy job, but not a relatively difficult one. It's something you can start off small with, and then hire more people, get more clients etc.. and finally get to the point where it pretty much runs itself. It's something you can brand and can be a brand people recognize sort of thing. It's not like selling a cola drink and competing with Coke Cola, what I mean by that is brand related again.
People always need places to stay and the number of people renting is going up and up. It also offers potential for my own property investment, especially as I would quickly learn how the market works etc...
Seriously, property management, it's fucking perfect.

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