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22-01-2013, 04:22 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(22-01-2013 02:40 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  
(22-01-2013 02:37 PM)Vera Wrote:  You so took the words out of my mouth... okay, poor choice of word in this particular case, I admit...

Bugs me to no end, too. No matter if it's a man or a woman. Barely any sexual experience (or sometimes none at all), yet they are always amazing, the best ever and somehow, magically, know all the tricks. Yeah right! Dodgy

But the whole virginity deal creeps me out, too. First of all, it ain't no gift. And second of all, what is this obsession with virgins anyhow... yucky, to say the least...
Agreed. Losing your virginity sucks, its not fun, it usually hurts, and you have no idea what youre doing. I hate it when they perpetuate virgins like stated above.

Well, I gotta say the hurting part -- it depends on how....well endowed the guy is. My first time....the dude was sooo small I didn't feel anything. Seriously, when they say "it's not the size -- it's what you can do with it" just isn't true....

Dude you just can't make butter with a toothpick. Thank goodness the guy had other talents..


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22-01-2013, 04:22 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(22-01-2013 04:15 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Of course they're gonna write it's magical and blah blah, it's suppose to be erotica.
They're not gonna write "and as he clumsily inserted his throbbing member, his hand supporting his weight slipped and his face smacked into hers, breaking her nose sending blood squirting forth. blah blah blah. As the young couple sat, waiting in the busy A&E, urges to have sexual relations rushed over them, but they were in a busy A&E trying to stop a bleeding broken nose so they couldn't do shit."

No middle age lady wants to read that.
ROFL! Muffs I want you to write this book, because I think it would be hysterical and I WOULD read it. Tongue

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22-01-2013, 04:24 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(22-01-2013 04:15 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Of course they're gonna write it's magical and blah blah, it's suppose to be erotica.
They're not gonna write "and as he clumsily inserted his throbbing member, his hand supporting his weight slipped and his face smacked into hers, breaking her nose sending blood squirting forth. blah blah blah. As the young couple sat, waiting in the busy A&E, urges to have sexual relations rushed over them, but they were in a busy A&E trying to stop a bleeding broken nose so they couldn't do shit."

No middle age lady wants to read that.

Unless its a comedy.... Wink


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but I feel what's to happen has happened before...


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22-01-2013, 05:51 PM
RE: Ranting corner
"50 Shades of Disappointment"
A realistic erotic tale of young love

By E. Muffs

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22-01-2013, 05:55 PM
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You totally need to write it. I know I'd read it.


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Like something is brewing and about to begin
Can't put my finger on what lies in store
but I feel what's to happen has happened before...


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22-01-2013, 07:53 PM
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(22-01-2013 05:51 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  "50 Shades of Disappointment"
A realistic erotic tale of young love

By E. Muffs

Read by: Gilbert Gottfried

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22-01-2013, 08:05 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(22-01-2013 07:53 PM)Near Wrote:  
(22-01-2013 05:51 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  "50 Shades of Disappointment"
A realistic erotic tale of young love

By E. Muffs

Read by: Gilbert Gottfried
or read by:
Bobcat Goldthwait

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22-01-2013, 10:42 PM
RE: Ranting corner
Yanno what? I'm sick to death of people aligning BDSM with a lot of batshit crazy stuff they obviously know nothing about and use lingo rhey've only read about in books or fucking online -- when it's obvious they don't know a goddamn thing they're actually talking about.

All I can do is shake my head and mutter fucking Facebook.


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Can't put my finger on what lies in store
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23-01-2013, 03:42 AM
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(22-01-2013 10:42 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Yanno what? I'm sick to death of people aligning BDSM with a lot of batshit crazy stuff they obviously know nothing about and use lingo rhey've only read about in books or fucking online -- when it's obvious they don't know a goddamn thing they're actually talking about.

All I can do is shake my head and mutter fucking Facebook.

Art saying that thou knowest the true BDSM ? That which is designed to be pure and holy and verily not just for shits and giggles ?
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23-01-2013, 04:00 AM
RE: Ranting corner
(22-01-2013 10:42 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Yanno what? I'm sick to death of people aligning BDSM with a lot of batshit crazy stuff they obviously know nothing about and use lingo rhey've only read about in books or fucking online -- when it's obvious they don't know a goddamn thing they're actually talking about.
Wait, are you trying to tell me that BDSM is not this?
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I am sure they have them in black, as well. Would that count?

(23-01-2013 03:42 AM)morondog Wrote:  Art saying that thou knowest the true BDSM ? That which is designed to be pure and holy and verily not just for shits and giggles ?
That's it. You're dead to me (and not in the fun, MisterMaggot way). Anyone caught using the word "verily" must be taken out and shot in the head. Verily.

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