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14-01-2014, 10:26 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-01-2014 10:24 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Since when did that stop people getting married?

Oh, and the biggest problem is that she apparently has standards. I hate it when girls have standards. Sad

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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14-01-2014, 10:26 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-01-2014 10:25 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(14-01-2014 10:24 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  You're not my type.

She does have an enormous penis.

Hey! I'm not attracted to muffs! What do I look like?

A gay?

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14-01-2014, 10:27 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-01-2014 10:26 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(14-01-2014 10:24 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Since when did that stop people getting married?

Oh, and the biggest problem is that she apparently has standards. I hate it when girls have standards. Sad

NO FATTIES. Tongue
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14-01-2014, 10:28 PM
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(14-01-2014 10:27 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  NO FATTIES. Tongue

Slitting my wrists because of you tonight Ferdy. We coulda been perfect together if you weren't so prejudiced against my stomach. Weeping

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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14-01-2014, 10:28 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-01-2014 10:25 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(14-01-2014 10:24 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  You're not my type.

She does have an enormous penis.

Exactly. Contrary to popular belief, there is such thing as too big.

Quote:Oh, and the biggest problem is that she apparently has standards. I hate it when girls have standards. Sad

lolwut!? no he doesn't.
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14-01-2014, 10:29 PM
RE: Ranting corner
I'm going to pout cuz Braille is hard
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14-01-2014, 10:30 PM
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(14-01-2014 10:29 PM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  I'm going to pout cuz Braille is hard

I imagine it's a bit of a.. bumpy.. ride... get it.. bumpy... ahh I crack myself up some times.
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14-01-2014, 10:30 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(14-01-2014 10:28 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(14-01-2014 10:27 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  NO FATTIES. Tongue

Slitting my wrists because of you tonight Ferdy. We coulda been perfect together if you weren't so prejudiced against my stomach. Weeping

You: How do you spell prejudice?
Me: PREH - JOO - DICE. That's 'joo' as in "J - U" not "Jew" as in the ones Hitler killed.

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14-01-2014, 10:30 PM
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(14-01-2014 10:30 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  You: How do you spell prejudice?
Me: PREH - JOO - DICE. That's 'joo' as in "J - U" not "Jew" as in the ones Hitler killed.

Shy

You're a bad person, hysterical, but bad. Big Grin

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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14-01-2014, 10:32 PM
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(14-01-2014 10:30 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  You're a bad person, hysterical, but bad. Big Grin

I can feel you kissing my ass. Strange, but pleasant. Shy
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