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26-05-2014, 05:57 PM
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(26-05-2014 05:41 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I'm done dealing with people who pretend to be friendly but stab you in the back and then have the gall to accuse you of handing them the knife.

As if you're the problem and not them.

Is that why you won't play Words™ with me anymore? Sadcryface

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26-05-2014, 06:03 PM (This post was last modified: 26-05-2014 06:09 PM by Lienda Bella.)
RE: Ranting corner
I was watching sinkhole videos, and remembered my necklace. I like to ponder 'what if' sometimes.

I imagine a bus and some guy leans against the window. Oh no! He starts slipping through the window glass, and chokes to death on it. EEK! Gasp Too bad there wasn't a priest to complete his spontaneous marriage with a flat object. Get it? Marriage?! Hobo Two become one? HUR HUR derpti der.

The guy on the bus needs some footage. Would a lot of cell phones and a space satellite do, or should there be other electronics involved?

Maybe I should start a thread of some kind that will die in about six posts or less asking a question.

Who would you like to see magically fall through a floor and get their butt hurt and pitied in the room below?

Hmm. I'd like to see Donald Trump magically fall through one of his own office floors and land with a thump in the lobby. Laughat Better yet. I'd like to see a bad leader magically pass through the floor of his fancy airplane, and nobody noticing until he lands onto the Earth a while later. Big Grin Heh!

Eew. My back is full of tiny scabs. Am I tasty, stupid parasitic worms of mine?! Dodgy I guess so.
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26-05-2014, 06:06 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(26-05-2014 05:57 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(26-05-2014 05:41 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I'm done dealing with people who pretend to be friendly but stab you in the back and then have the gall to accuse you of handing them the knife.

As if you're the problem and not them.

Is that why you won't play Words™ with me anymore? Sadcryface

Oh gosh no. You've never stabbed me in the back.

You've just jerked me around Tongue

On a more serious level. I'm sorry about the games. Hug I'll play you if your still up for it...Smile


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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26-05-2014, 06:40 PM
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You know it must've been a "Col' ass weddin, dawg" when you discover cigarette burns on your person you don't remember obtaining Undecided

I need to put more First Degree Burn Cream on this damn thing!

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26-05-2014, 06:59 PM
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I just discovered my DVD remote has a button for Netflix!

How the fuck did I miss that?!

I sent husband a text telling him about it.

He replied, "you are precious when your blonde shows."

Then he called me "special"


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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26-05-2014, 07:26 PM
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(26-05-2014 06:59 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I just discovered my DVD remote has a button for Netflix!

How the fuck did I miss that?!

I sent husband a text telling him about it.

He replied, "you are precious when your blonde shows."

Then he called me "special"

Ohhh, he's such a romantic.
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26-05-2014, 07:38 PM
RE: Ranting corner
(26-05-2014 06:59 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I just discovered my DVD remote has a button for Netflix!

How the fuck did I miss that?!

I sent husband a text telling him about it.

He replied, "you are precious when your blonde shows."

Then he called me "special"

If his statement displeased you, you should have responded with,

"you are vulnerable when your sleeping ass shows"
*waves gigantic dildo in husbands face with a dangerous look in eyes* Evil_monster

Then you call him "sore" Shy

Tongue Hug

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26-05-2014, 08:03 PM
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Holy shit this lady on the phone can talk. Never heard anyone say terms and conditions so god damn fast in my life.
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26-05-2014, 08:04 PM
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She's still fuck going!
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26-05-2014, 08:05 PM
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Ohh she finished, I was enjoying that. Sad
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