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17-04-2014, 08:25 AM
Rapper Andre Johnson now known as just Andre (minus his Johnson)
Because he thought it was a good idea to cut off his Johnson before he jumped off a second floor balcony.


Idiot

TMZ article ( always good for laughs) says his friends think he might have mental issues, ya think?


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17-04-2014, 08:34 AM
RE: Rapper Andre Johnson now known as just Andre (minus his Johnson)
I, um...well, I got nuthin'. Blink

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17-04-2014, 08:49 AM
RE: Rapper Andre Johnson now known as just Andre (minus his Johnson)
Just so many levels of WTF!


Whacking off a penis- well, Lorena proved that it doesn't lead to death.

2nd floor, most likely won't kill you unless you land on your head or give yourself a spinal injury.

He had friends present when he did this. How does the conversation with friends end up in this situation? It had to have started with "hey y'all watch this!"


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17-04-2014, 08:52 AM
RE: Rapper Andre Johnson now known as just Andre (minus his Johnson)
Why is it, it's ALWAYS Cedars - Sinai ?
We get all the nuts.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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17-04-2014, 08:52 AM
RE: Rapper Andre Johnson now known as just Andre (minus his Johnson)
Glad not to have been invited to that party.

Saw where someone said they weren't doing the kind of drugs that would cause that behavior....ummm....what kind of drugs DO cause that behavior?

I need a nap, I am so disappointed in humans right now. Sadcryface

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17-04-2014, 09:59 AM
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The reattachment failed.

Yeah, he needs to learn how to properly suicide... which now, might be inevitable.

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17-04-2014, 10:10 AM
RE: Rapper Andre Johnson now known as just Andre (minus his Johnson)
Note to self; stay away from drugs that cause penis detachment and balcony jumping.

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17-04-2014, 10:54 AM (This post was last modified: 17-04-2014 11:17 AM by kim.)
RE: Rapper Andre Johnson now known as just Andre (minus his Johnson)
Hmm... Consider
Quote:Andre Johnson, a rapper affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan, cut off his penis before leaping from a building, according to reports.

Johnson jumped off the second story of a North Hollywood building in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday, police confirmed to various media outlets. Johnson was severely injured but survived his injuries. He and his severed penis were taken to Cedars Sinai hospital after what is believed to have been a suicide attempt. He's currently being treated there.

No word on reasons why Johnson may have acted as he did.

Johnson also reportedly goes by the rap name Christ Bearer. A music video featuring Christ Bearer and Rugged Monk for a song titled "Oooh!" went up on YouTube just yesterday, hours before he cut off his genitalia and attempted suicide.

I love that: WEE hours of the morning... painful yet... somewhat shittily funny. Drinking Beverage

Ok, here's my take:

He's a christee BUT he's also felt as if he's been trapped in a man's body... which is pretty bad news for a christee. He decides it's time for his sexual reassignment but knows it will never be accepted - neither by his close relationships nor his Christ Bearer fans.
If his tran-sexuality is something they have no choice in and MUST accept, then maybe it will get better. God's will and all that shit.

So, he decides to force his hand. Penis off/live through suicide - gets help and support from all sides - both christee folk and normal people who wouldn't have given a shit anyway.

He will become a spokesperson for transgender and sexual reassignment.

Seems like a plan. Thumbsup



2nd floor... bet that hurt.

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17-04-2014, 10:59 AM
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(17-04-2014 10:54 AM)kim Wrote:  2nd floor... bet that hurt.

only if you twist your ankle on the landing. Drinking Beverage



ok, raise your hands....who here has jumped out a 2nd floor window/door? I know I can't be the only one.


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17-04-2014, 11:01 AM
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(17-04-2014 08:52 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Why is it, it's ALWAYS Cedars - Sinai ?
We get all the nuts.

I assume from the story that's all he had left.

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