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22-02-2015, 09:01 AM
Real Life Mysteries
I've got a couple - but here's my first one.

Whyizit???

I have a wireless driveway "dinger" - that uses a motion detector coupled back wireless to the house.

When my girlfriend drives her car IN to the driveway - it signals.

When she drives OUT the driveway - it doesn't. (car is a Saturn SC2)

The thing is sensitive enough to pick up stray cats.

When the garbage truck comes - it works both ways - and it seems all other vehicles touch it off......

I'm stumped.

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22-02-2015, 09:32 AM
RE: Real Life Mysteries
Okay, tell me why our motion detector light won't turn on sometimes till I wave my arms under it but the wind can apparently activate it.

It can't see my freakin' car but can see dust motes... Dodgy

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22-02-2015, 09:34 AM
RE: Real Life Mysteries
Good....

I'm not alone..

Big Grin

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22-02-2015, 09:56 AM
RE: Real Life Mysteries
(22-02-2015 09:32 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Okay, tell me why our motion detector light won't turn on sometimes till I wave my arms under it but the wind can apparently activate it.

It can't see my freakin' car but can see dust motes... Dodgy

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22-02-2015, 10:04 AM
RE: Real Life Mysteries
They're both defective.
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