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05-09-2016, 12:00 PM
Really Stupid Shit You've Seen in R/L
A recent post got me thinking about some of the dumber things I've seen people do or say......

If you've got one -- put it here...

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An opener ---

Years back I was riding with a local club - and one Friday night we were all over at the clubhouse just relaxing --- and one of the younger members showed up.....

"What the fuck are you doing here?" I asked, "Aren't you supposed to be doing weekend lockup?" --- He was on work release for a DWI and resisting beef he'd had earlier in the year....

"Yeah -- but I wasn't feeling very good -- I think I'm coming down with something -- so I called in - and they said it was OK if I didn't come in..."..

Ohmy
Huh
Facepalm

"ARE YOU FUCKING NUTZ???? They're gonna have a bench warrant out for you by Monday -- they'll be waiting at your job site".....

His response???

"How would you know??? You've never been in jail -- you don't know nuthin'!!!"

Blink

Oooooohhhkay.....

.....

Guess where he was Monday?????

Yup.... He really thought he could call in sick to jail......

.....

Duh...

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05-09-2016, 12:21 PM
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I have one that is stupid and sad...it drives me nuts thinking about it.

About 25 years ago, some friends of mine- a couple I have known since junior high- had a baby. A boy, we'll call him John.
When John was 2, he started having health problems, They went from specialist to specialist, nothing conclusive, but little John kept getting sicker.
The poor kid was in the hospital more than out, being poked and prodded and just made miserable. My friends were at the hospital 24/7. I was too, damned near. It was a rough time.
They finally diagnosed him, after they flew in a specialist from Europe somewhere. It was a rare form of a sort of diabetes, but to salt instead of sugar..beats me, I had never heard of it and have never seen it again.
The specialist established a treatment protocol and John began to improve rather dramatically. Finally the specialist left, having created a complete written treatment protocol for the hospital to follow.
Long and short, the hospital screwed up the treatment program, waited too long to call the specialist back, and little John died. There was no doubt the hospital was at fault, it was a clear cut mistake. They didn't deny it.
I don't know the details of the settlement, but my friends received 8 million dollars total, after everything.
They spent a year grieving. I can't even imagine and hope I never have to.

Then they went insane. They blew 8 million bucks in less than three years, and didn't even pay their home or cars off- they did a "Brewster's Millions" sort of thing with that money. Every single dime.

Later they had two more kids, healthy ones, and the entire family struggled to make ends meet. The kids are grown and neither attended college because they didn't have the money. They ended up losing their home at one point, because of foreclosure.

Eventually they found a decent life, now that the kids are grown, but they'll both be working until the day they die.

To me. John's life should have been made to mean something- stability, education for his brothers, happiness to the family. I think it should have been the monument to this little guy and his life and struggle. Instead it was wasted.

Makes me angry. Angry

You probably wanted lighthearted and funny stuff, OLB...sorry!
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05-09-2016, 12:40 PM
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Student of theology "explaining" that evolution does not work cause we don't have more fingers to use PC.



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05-09-2016, 12:42 PM
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One of my former coworkers when I worked in fast food in undergrad decided he was going to speed 20+ miles over the limit with a trunk full of marijuana he was transporting over state lines, near the end of a month. The West Virginia State Police claim they don't have a quota system on tickets, except for the time they were busted having a quota system on tickets. Well, an officer was trying to meet quota and found a lot more than he bargained for, and that coworker at the time became a former coworker...still only counted for one on the quota, but former coworker was on his way to prison.

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05-09-2016, 12:46 PM
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One of my troopers was going to shoot a scorpion off his foot with a 12 gauge.
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05-09-2016, 01:08 PM
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(05-09-2016 12:46 PM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  One of my troopers was going to shoot a scorpion off his foot with a 12 gauge.

We talking highway patrol or boy scouts?

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05-09-2016, 01:15 PM
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When I was twenty, I saw a guy eat a handful of Xanax bars. He apparently went to class, then wandered around campus stealing random stuff, puking all over the place and bleeding for some unknown reason.

The cops were called when he was caught trying to stuff t-shirts from the campus bookstore into his pockets.

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05-09-2016, 01:33 PM
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(05-09-2016 12:21 PM)The Dark One Wrote:  I have one that is stupid and sad...it drives me nuts thinking about it.

About 25 years ago, some friends of mine- a couple I have known since junior high- had a baby. A boy, we'll call him John.
When John was 2, he started having health problems, They went from specialist to specialist, nothing conclusive, but little John kept getting sicker.
The poor kid was in the hospital more than out, being poked and prodded and just made miserable. My friends were at the hospital 24/7. I was too, damned near. It was a rough time.
They finally diagnosed him, after they flew in a specialist from Europe somewhere. It was a rare form of a sort of diabetes, but to salt instead of sugar..beats me, I had never heard of it and have never seen it again.
The specialist established a treatment protocol and John began to improve rather dramatically. Finally the specialist left, having created a complete written treatment protocol for the hospital to follow.
Long and short, the hospital screwed up the treatment program, waited too long to call the specialist back, and little John died. There was no doubt the hospital was at fault, it was a clear cut mistake. They didn't deny it.
I don't know the details of the settlement, but my friends received 8 million dollars total, after everything.
They spent a year grieving. I can't even imagine and hope I never have to.

Then they went insane. They blew 8 million bucks in less than three years, and didn't even pay their home or cars off- they did a "Brewster's Millions" sort of thing with that money. Every single dime.

Later they had two more kids, healthy ones, and the entire family struggled to make ends meet. The kids are grown and neither attended college because they didn't have the money. They ended up losing their home at one point, because of foreclosure.

Eventually they found a decent life, now that the kids are grown, but they'll both be working until the day they die.

To me. John's life should have been made to mean something- stability, education for his brothers, happiness to the family. I think it should have been the monument to this little guy and his life and struggle. Instead it was wasted.

Makes me angry. Angry

You probably wanted lighthearted and funny stuff, OLB...sorry!


IT's cool.... Going broke "after winning the lottery" (even life's saddest ones) -- definitely counts as "stupid shit"....

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05-09-2016, 01:35 PM
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(05-09-2016 01:08 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  
(05-09-2016 12:46 PM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  One of my troopers was going to shoot a scorpion off his foot with a 12 gauge.
We talking highway patrol or boy scouts?
USN.
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05-09-2016, 01:37 PM
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(05-09-2016 01:35 PM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  
(05-09-2016 01:08 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  We talking highway patrol or boy scouts?
USN.

Well, that's one way to earn a purple heart.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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