Red Sea: Archaeologists Discover Remains of Egyptian Army From the Biblical Exodus
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
07-11-2016, 09:34 PM
RE: Red Sea: Archaeologists Discover Remains of Egyptian Army From the Biblical Exodus
(07-11-2016 06:47 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  [Image: 2d84d3aa07e8197c2da9f878eabf44210d59c086...d137_1.jpg]

For the record, I would not be embarrassed to have Jesus nailed to my wall.

'Murican Canadian
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like yakherder's post
07-11-2016, 11:37 PM
RE: Red Sea: Archaeologists Discover Remains of Egyptian Army From the Biblical Exodus
(07-11-2016 09:34 PM)yakherder Wrote:  
(07-11-2016 06:47 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  [Image: 2d84d3aa07e8197c2da9f878eabf44210d59c086...d137_1.jpg]

For the record, I would not be embarrassed to have Jesus nailed to my wall.

That counts as a holy relic. People would pay good money to see that.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Old Man Marsh's post
08-11-2016, 06:15 AM
Red Sea: Archaeologists Discover Remains of Egyptian Army From the Biblical Exodus
(07-11-2016 11:37 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  
(07-11-2016 09:34 PM)yakherder Wrote:  For the record, I would not be embarrassed to have Jesus nailed to my wall.

That counts as a holy relic. People would pay good money to see that.

Hmmm, I could make myself a billboard, hire an artist to burn an image that looks like Jesus on it, set it up in my backyard and then claim that a pile of burning leaves caused this miraculous image to appear.

Then I charge $5 per person to view it, as well as hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs related to this miracle. Thumbsup

Oh and sell Jesus toast too!

The Jesus Toaster

[Image: article-2529295-1A4A055C00000578-357_634x911.jpg]

Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like TheInquisition's post
08-11-2016, 06:15 AM
RE: Red Sea: Archaeologists Discover Remains of Egyptian Army From the Biblical Exodus
(07-11-2016 09:27 PM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  It would have been even funnier if the Romans had impaled him.

How many of the faithful would walk around with a sharp stake up their ass?

I've known many who apparently do.

Atheism: it's not just for communists any more!
America July 4 1776 - November 8 2016 RIP
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 4 users Like unfogged's post
08-11-2016, 06:18 AM
RE: Red Sea: Archaeologists Discover Remains of Egyptian Army From the Biblical Exodus
(08-11-2016 06:15 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(07-11-2016 09:27 PM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  It would have been even funnier if the Romans had impaled him.

How many of the faithful would walk around with a sharp stake up their ass?

I've known many who apparently do.

Exactly! Big Grin

Help for the living. Hope for the dead. ~ R.G. Ingersoll

Freedom offers opportunity. Opportunity confers responsibility. Responsibility to use the freedom we enjoy wisely, honestly and humanely. ~ Noam Chomsky
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
08-11-2016, 06:56 AM
RE: Red Sea: Archaeologists Discover Remains of Egyptian Army From the Biblical Exodus
(07-11-2016 09:27 PM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  
(07-11-2016 07:55 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  It would have been nice if they'd hung Jesus instead of crucified...

Then you'd be able to spot all the morons - by the ornamental nooses around their necks...


Big Grin

It would have been even funnier if the Romans had impaled him.

How many of the faithful would walk around with a sharp stake up their ass?


Heh.
Ooops....

You lose 10 points....

You NEVER use a sharpened stake - you use a dull one.

A sharp one works too quickly - and your victim dies quickly.....

Can't have that......

.......................................

The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like onlinebiker's post
08-11-2016, 07:09 AM
RE: Red Sea: Archaeologists Discover Remains of Egyptian Army From the Biblical Exodus
The Hebrews were the Walter Mittys of their Bronze Age. Laughat
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Gawdzilla's post
Post Reply
Forum Jump: