Religion Is A Joke
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26-01-2015, 08:17 AM
RE: Religion Is A Joke
(26-01-2015 07:59 AM)PeterKA Wrote:  As an atheist, the face of my god appears on my toast every day

I'm stealing that one

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26-01-2015, 08:29 AM
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Did you know that Atheists are trying to take over the world?

They get together every Sunday, their leader talks to them for almost an hour - indoctrinating the followers, then make plans to go out and spread their beliefs. They even collect money to further their evil ends.....They even sing songs they make up about it...

Oh wait......

That was another group....

Nevermind...

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26-01-2015, 10:52 AM
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No, not really. (In response to the title.)

Back when I was a freshly minted prophet, I insisted that scripture was a form of technology. I still consider that to be a truth. It seems to me that scripture is still a manner of encoding a certain kind of information; yet until I can compose a coherent prophecy, we'll throw that on the back burner...

Second coming of Christ? We'll nail you to the cross again.

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29-01-2015, 04:35 PM
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Walking down the street the other day I came across a lady handing out religious leaflets.

She says, "The Lord All Mighty is the only way."

I tell her, "If you can prove to me right now that God exists, I'll believe and attend your church from this day forward."

She says smugly, "Well you can't see oxygen but you believe it exists. Prove to me that oxygen is real."

So I strangled the bitch.
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29-01-2015, 04:36 PM
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Religion and atheism are but different sides of the same coin.

One uses its head, while the other relies on tales.
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29-01-2015, 05:45 PM
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God decided homosexuality is a sin.

And then he put the male G-spot on the anus.

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything" - Friedrich Nietzsche
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12-04-2015, 07:32 PM
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And so the young ruler became Jesus's 13th apostle.
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13-04-2015, 09:11 AM
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How was Jesus able to walk on water?

Shit floats.
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13-04-2015, 10:22 AM
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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
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16-08-2015, 04:13 PM
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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar ....and then he orders a drink.

"If you cannot explain it simply, you don't understand it enough" -Albert Einstein
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