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01-02-2013, 11:35 AM
Religion is like...
...picking up a new book and professing to know the plot and the ending when you've never even read the damn thing.

...walking onto a used car lot and buying the first piece of junk jalopy the salesman shows you without question.

...looking for a black cat that doesn't exist in a dark room with no windows.

...picking up a whore on a street corner with a 5:00 shadow.

...donating to a children's fund for Nazis.

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01-02-2013, 12:17 PM
RE: Religion is like...
...my grandmother. It's old, stupid, outdated, ignorant, annoyingly persistent, controlling, childish and superstitious; but people get mad when you don't respect it.

Through profound pain comes profound knowledge.
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01-02-2013, 02:38 PM
RE: Religion is like...
(01-02-2013 11:35 AM)DeathsNotoriousAngel Wrote:  ...picking up a new book and professing to know the plot and the ending when you've never even read the damn thing.

...walking onto a used car lot and buying the first piece of junk jalopy the salesman shows you without question.

...looking for a black cat that doesn't exist in a dark room with no windows.

...picking up a whore on a street corner with a 5:00 shadow.

...donating to a children's fund for Nazis.
I like your analogies. Smile

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01-02-2013, 02:50 PM
RE: Religion is like...
(01-02-2013 11:35 AM)DeathsNotoriousAngel Wrote:  ...picking up a new book and professing to know the plot and the ending when you've never even read the damn thing.

...walking onto a used car lot and buying the first piece of junk jalopy the salesman shows you without question.

...looking for a black cat that doesn't exist in a dark room with no windows.

...picking up a whore on a street corner with a 5:00 shadow.

...donating to a children's fund for Nazis.


Very nice, very nice indeed.

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01-02-2013, 02:51 PM
RE: Religion is like...
...that shit I just took. Evil_monster

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01-02-2013, 04:13 PM
RE: Religion is like...
...gambling in a game where there is no way to win.

...rubbing Aladdin's lamp and insisting a genie really did appear.

...annoying door to door vacuum cleaner sales people.

No amount of belief makes something a fact. -- James Randi
It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. -- Mark Twain
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01-02-2013, 07:51 PM
RE: Religion is like...
....the biggest WTF ever
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01-02-2013, 08:27 PM
RE: Religion is like...
(01-02-2013 02:51 PM)Aspchizo Wrote:  ...that shit I just took. Evil_monster

Painful and smelly?

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01-02-2013, 10:00 PM
RE: Religion is like...
(01-02-2013 08:27 PM)thewellkeptwoman Wrote:  
(01-02-2013 02:51 PM)Aspchizo Wrote:  ...that shit I just took. Evil_monster

Painful and smelly?
And with a few nuts in it?

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01-02-2013, 10:02 PM
Re: Religion is like...
it's like reviewing "Lincoln" without having seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWAuru0i...ata_player

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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