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01-02-2013, 11:35 AM
Religion is like...
...picking up a new book and professing to know the plot and the ending when you've never even read the damn thing.

...walking onto a used car lot and buying the first piece of junk jalopy the salesman shows you without question.

...looking for a black cat that doesn't exist in a dark room with no windows.

...picking up a whore on a street corner with a 5:00 shadow.

...donating to a children's fund for Nazis.

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01-02-2013, 12:17 PM
RE: Religion is like...
...my grandmother. It's old, stupid, outdated, ignorant, annoyingly persistent, controlling, childish and superstitious; but people get mad when you don't respect it.

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01-02-2013, 02:38 PM
RE: Religion is like...
(01-02-2013 11:35 AM)DeathsNotoriousAngel Wrote:  ...picking up a new book and professing to know the plot and the ending when you've never even read the damn thing.

...walking onto a used car lot and buying the first piece of junk jalopy the salesman shows you without question.

...looking for a black cat that doesn't exist in a dark room with no windows.

...picking up a whore on a street corner with a 5:00 shadow.

...donating to a children's fund for Nazis.
I like your analogies. Smile
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01-02-2013, 02:50 PM
RE: Religion is like...
(01-02-2013 11:35 AM)DeathsNotoriousAngel Wrote:  ...picking up a new book and professing to know the plot and the ending when you've never even read the damn thing.

...walking onto a used car lot and buying the first piece of junk jalopy the salesman shows you without question.

...looking for a black cat that doesn't exist in a dark room with no windows.

...picking up a whore on a street corner with a 5:00 shadow.

...donating to a children's fund for Nazis.


Very nice, very nice indeed.

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01-02-2013, 02:51 PM
RE: Religion is like...
...that shit I just took. Evil_monster

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01-02-2013, 04:13 PM
RE: Religion is like...
...gambling in a game where there is no way to win.

...rubbing Aladdin's lamp and insisting a genie really did appear.

...annoying door to door vacuum cleaner sales people.

"Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea." --Madalyn Murray O'Hair
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01-02-2013, 07:51 PM
RE: Religion is like...
....the biggest WTF ever

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01-02-2013, 08:27 PM
RE: Religion is like...
(01-02-2013 02:51 PM)Aspchizo Wrote:  ...that shit I just took. Evil_monster

Painful and smelly?

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01-02-2013, 10:00 PM
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(01-02-2013 08:27 PM)thewellkeptwoman Wrote:  
(01-02-2013 02:51 PM)Aspchizo Wrote:  ...that shit I just took. Evil_monster

Painful and smelly?
And with a few nuts in it?

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01-02-2013, 10:02 PM
Re: Religion is like...
it's like reviewing "Lincoln" without having seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWAuru0i...ata_player

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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