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01-02-2013, 10:02 PM
RE: Religion is like...
...A box of chocolates: You never know whatchya gonna get. (Unless you look at the inside fold of the box that tells you about each piece!)

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02-02-2013, 10:19 AM
RE: Religion is like...
... a blindfold, a yoke, and a heavy burden for which you are expected to be thankful.

... a giant con.

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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02-02-2013, 10:48 AM
RE: Religion is like...
...a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get. AUGH! Somebody beat me to it! lol

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02-02-2013, 10:49 AM
RE: Religion is like...
(01-02-2013 10:02 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  ...A box of chocolates: You never know whatchya gonna get. (Unless you look at the inside fold of the box that tells you about each piece!)
That would be the Jehovah's Witness section of the box. And you'd open it because you heard spooky knocking sounds coming from it. Tongue

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02-02-2013, 10:53 AM (This post was last modified: 02-02-2013 11:00 AM by DeathsNotoriousAngel.)
RE: Religion is like...
Back for another batch...

Religion is like...

...paying to send a letter 1st class to Santa Clause

...a drug dealer who calls the cops on another drug dealer for stealing his corner (believe it or not this really did happen)

...asking Philip Morris for health product information on cigarettes

...giving up drinking by shooting heroin

...being upset that they won't give you a driver's license just simply due to the fact that you're completely blind.

...knocking on the door of an abandoned building

...inviting Steven Hawking to your Tae Bo class.

...watching a movie and having no belief in special effects.

...having a pathological liar tell you that they are a pathological liar

...leaving a kleptomaniac in charge of watching your stuff

and finally

...going on an all expenses paid cruise around the coat of Somalia

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02-02-2013, 11:16 AM
RE: Religion is like...
(01-02-2013 10:00 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  
(01-02-2013 08:27 PM)thewellkeptwoman Wrote:  Painful and smelly?
And with a few nuts in it?


Yep. Thumbsup

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06-02-2013, 05:15 PM
RE: Religion is like...
...is asking why the tides go in and out, when we already know how they do.
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06-02-2013, 06:09 PM
RE: Religion is like...
...a plague that attacks the weak-minded.
...jumping out an aeroplane without a parachute but with faith that you'll survive anyway.

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Lucius

"It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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