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02-03-2017, 07:46 PM
Repulicans and Democrats: Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better
Republican: Anything you can do I can do better!
Democrat: Ha!
R: I can do anything better than you!

D: No, you can't!
R: Yes, I can!
D: No, you can't!
R: Yes, I can!
D: No, you can't!
R: Yes, I can, yes I can!

D: Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later I am greater than you!
R: No, you're not!
D: Yes, I am!
R: No, you're not!
D: Yes, I am!
R: No, you're not!
D: Yes, I am, Yes, I am

R: I can shoot a Liberal, with a single cartridge!
D: I can get a Conservative, with a bow and arrow!
R: I can live on bread and cheese!
D: And only on that?
R: Yup!
D: That's what I thought you rat!

D: Any note you can reach, I can go higher!
R: I can sing anything higher than you!
D: No, you can't! (High)
R: Yes, I can. (Higher)
D: No, you can't! (Higher)
R: Yes, I can. (Higher)
D: No, you can't! (Higher)
R: Yes, I can. (Higher)
D: No, you can't! (Higher)
R: Yes, I can. (Higher)
D: No, you can't! (Higher)
R: Yes, I can'(Highest)

D: How do you sing that high?
R: I'm an elephant! Big Grin

R: Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper! I can buy anything cheaper than you!
D: Fifty cents?
R: Forty cents!
D: Thirty cents?
R: Twenty cents!
D: No, you can't!
R: Yes, I can!
D: No, you can't!

D: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker!
R: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
D: I can open any safe!
R: Without bein' caught?
D: You bet!
R: That's what I thought, you crook!

R: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer!
D: I can hold any note longer than you!
R: No, you can't!
D: Yes, I can!
R: No, you can't!
D: Yes, I can!
R: No, you can't!
D: Yes, I can..., yes, I.... caaaaaaaaaaan!
R:Yes, you caaaan!

R: Where you keep all that air?
D: Ugh.... Dodgy
R: Oh... Blink

R: Anything you report I can report better! In what you report, I can do better!
D: Protesters?
R: Diseases!
D: Congress lies?
R: Trumps ideas!
D: No, you can't!
R: Yes I can, yes I can!

D: Anything you can say, I can say faster!
R: I can say anything faster than you!
D: No, you can't! (Fast)
R: Yes, I can! (Faster)
D: No, you can't! (Faster)
R: Yes, I can! (Faster)
D: No,you can't! (Faster)
R: YesIcan! (Fastest)

R: I can jump a hurdle!
D: I can wear a girdle!
R: I can knit a sweater!
D: I can fill it better!
R: I can do most anything!
D: Can you bake a pie?
R: No....
D: Neither can I!

D: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter
R: I can sing anything sweeter than you!
D: No, you can't! (Sweetly)
R: Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
D: No, you can't! (Sweeter)
R: Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
D: No, you can't! (Sweeter)
R: Yes, I can! (Sweeter)

D: No, you can't, can't, can't!
R:Yes, I can, can, can!

D: No. You. Can't! (R: Yes. I. Can!)


Every time an election comes by this is exactly what I am thinking. XD

"Governments don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking That is against their interests.
They want obedient workers people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork And just dumb enough to passively accept it."

- George Carlin
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02-03-2017, 07:55 PM
RE: Repulicans and Democrats: Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better
I believe that was single handedly the most entertaining thing I've seen on this forum thus far. XD
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02-03-2017, 07:56 PM
RE: Repulicans and Democrats: Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better
very funny and pretty darn true!

"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu."

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