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05-04-2012, 01:53 PM
Reverend Jeremiah's Office
Welcome to Reverend Jeremiah's Pastoral Office of The Thinking Atheist Forum
Are you tired of mediocre web sites that can bore you to tears? Then welcome to Jesus Christ Arcade. We have Free Flash Video Games that are inspired from The King James Bible with a modern touch for todays troubled youth! We have Free Inspirational Comics that you can download and Evangelize with! We have Free Audio Inspirational Sermons with Reverend Jeremiah and much, much more... Enjoy!
Name: Doctor Reverend Jeremiah Alowishus Poindexter III

Aliases: “Reverend Jeremiah”, “The Rev”, “Rev J”

Religious Views: Evangelical American Southern Bapticostal Christianity
F.B.I. Filecase #ICUPN-666: Known for his temper and arrogance, Reverend Jeremiah is a True Man of God! Representing all that is wrong with religion in a post-modern society, Reverend Jeremiah is unapologetic with his approach to reaching a global dominance of what he calls True Sothern Baptist (i.e. “American”) ideals. Putting the “mental” in fundamentalism, Reverend Jeremiah is completely closed minded when it comes to anything that comes in direct conflict with his personal relationship with Sweet Baby Jesus. Reverend Jeremiah has a quick temper, and frequently resorts to lethal violence. As The Host of Inspirational Sermons, Reverend Jeremiah has wreaked emotional and physical destruction across the internet as well as the entire world. This is a small list of the carnage conspiracy theorists pose; Reverend Jeremiah is thought to be instrumental in the rise to power of Sadam Hussein, caused the Mount Saint Helen’s eruption through an underground nuclear blast, summoning aliens from Uranus to create hurricane Katrina, head director of Area 57 in Nevada, falsification of American votes to bring Reagan and both Bushes into office, and planning the 911 terrorist assault on America to usher in a new age of Christian faith. Reverend Jeremiah is also accused of; murder, bigamy, assault with several deadly weapons, sabotage of drinking water, 27 counts of rape, arson, pedophilia, forced self-imposed sodomy, organized crime, gun and drug smuggling, creating snuff films, producing child porn… and 1 moving violation.

Personal bio: Praise Sweet Baby Jesus! I am Reverend Jeremiah and I am so happy that you are here! I really do hope that you will be enjoying my fantastic, True Christian website Jesus Christ Arcade. This site has information on it that just might save your Soul! Now read my conversion story and witness a miracle! Jesus came to me one day when I was eating a slice of ham and pineapple pizza. I noticed the semblance of a child in the mozzarella and ham! It was Sweet Baby Jesus! I heard a voice in my imagination say; “Eat me, and you will feel the cuming of the Lord!” And I did eat of that holy wedge of carbohydrates, and felt my bowels move from within! I quickly ran to the johnny hopper, tore off my tighty whiteys, and proceeded to unload my sin at an alarming rate of velocity! Yea, It was an holy religious movement that cleansed my sinful innards! I immediately flushed that sin straight to hell, where our loving god forces the unsaved to partake of it as if it was beef stew! I was born again!
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Praise Sweet Baby Jesus! Now, I went from being initially Atheist as a baby — as all babies are stricken with the terrible, talking snake disease known as Atheism (a.k.a “Original Sin”) at birth because of Eve’s infection through eating that magical apple– Straight into a mary worshipping Catholic family. It seemed that I was destined at birth to enter that flaming torture chamber that our loving God created just as soon as I Croaked in the Spook. So what made me change my mind to become a True Christian and BORN AGAIN (Praise!) in the sweet and sticky blood of our Lord and Savior Christ Jesus!? It was a great many things. I can trace it back, indirectly, to the successive (and sinful) admission from my parents that the popular demigods of my childhood, were in fact, imaginary. By demigods, which are defined as Pagan, mythical beings who have more power than a mortal but less than a god. I mean Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy. My parents were hell-bound Catholics, so they were directed by the Pope himself to screw up my brain with those lies and misdirections! I still wet my bed at night thinking of that satanic Easter bunny sodomizing Santa as that limp wristed, buck-toothed fairy watched it all!
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As an Altar boy, when I was attending high mass at St.Dicks Academy of Manshank, Tennessee, I was told by Bishop Harry Dick-in-son that; “We Catholics are only supposed to ACT like we beleive in Christ Jesus because of our ties to the Liberal and Communistic Democratic party. In reality, we worship the Satanically homosexual religion of Atheistic Evolution as decreed by our king of the Mary worshippers himself! Now get on your knees, close your eyes, open your mouth, and prepare for the coming of the Lord.”

"Praise Sweet Baby Jesus!" - RevJ. Cool

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05-04-2012, 01:55 PM
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Hi and welcome to TTA
have an insigh...


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Dafuq?

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05-04-2012, 02:26 PM
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is this srs?

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05-04-2012, 03:44 PM
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(05-04-2012 02:26 PM)germanyt Wrote:  is this srs?
LOL, just as serious as any other comedy sketch

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05-04-2012, 03:51 PM
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ROFLMAO!



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05-04-2012, 03:55 PM
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Howdy Rev. Good to see ya. Wink

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06-04-2012, 06:03 AM
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(05-04-2012 03:51 PM)Dom Wrote:  ROFLMAO!



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I plan on getting that moving violation paid off soon. Cant go around with such a bad tick on my record.

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06-04-2012, 08:47 AM
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Ah, hell yeah, a comic book preacher! Nice to meet you Rev.

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06-04-2012, 09:11 AM
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Heart LOVE IT!!! Heart

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06-04-2012, 12:00 PM
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(05-04-2012 03:55 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Howdy Rev. Good to see ya. Wink
Always good to meet a fellow traveller once again Cool

(06-04-2012 09:11 AM)k37713 Wrote:  Heart LOVE IT!!! Heart
Oh lordy lord...pink butt shapes! Are you trying to tempt a man of the cloth, or are you suggesting a private prayer meeting?

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