Rogue North Korea

[Free Thought]

(11-03-2013 06:51 AM)bemore Wrote:  Fucking media, making it out to sound like its something to be worried about yet after some research I find that they have cut the phone line 5 times before and this will be the 6th time.

Apparently the trade difference between China and N.Korea is a ratio of 70% to 1%, so N.Korea rely heavily on China whilst China don't really depend on the North for fuck all.

Its funny (in an unfunny way) that I reckon this year they will probably attack Iran even though they haven't actually yet tested a Nuclear device and all Nuclear organisations that check out Iran say they are doing it for power purposes, yet North Korea is a huge dictatorship where millions starve to death and they don't give a fuck about testing or improving on Intercontinental missle technology yet they don't get attacked at all.

Maybe if N.Korea was next to Israel then things would be different

Of course nobody will attack North Korea.


It's the international communities comedic source.







At least when America isn't attracting attention to itself that is...

[I and I]

(11-03-2013 06:51 AM)bemore Wrote:  Fucking media, making it out to sound like its something to be worried about yet after some research I find that they have cut the phone line 5 times before and this will be the 6th time.

Apparently the trade difference between China and N.Korea is a ratio of 70% to 1%, so N.Korea rely heavily on China whilst China don't really depend on the North for fuck all.

Its funny (in an unfunny way) that I reckon this year they will probably attack Iran even though they haven't actually yet tested a Nuclear device and all Nuclear organisations that check out Iran say they are doing it for power purposes, yet North Korea is a huge dictatorship where millions starve to death and they don't give a fuck about testing or improving on Intercontinental missle technology yet they don't get attacked at all.

Maybe if N.Korea was next to Israel then things would be different

Attacking Iran would trigger another world war which is the only thing right now that can resuscitate capitalism. World wars are like the reset button. The world right now is spiraling into more depression just like they were before ww2.

[Free Thought]

(11-03-2013 09:31 AM)I and I Wrote:  

(11-03-2013 06:51 AM)bemore Wrote:  Fucking media, making it out to sound like its something to be worried about yet after some research I find that they have cut the phone line 5 times before and this will be the 6th time.

Apparently the trade difference between China and N.Korea is a ratio of 70% to 1%, so N.Korea rely heavily on China whilst China don't really depend on the North for fuck all.

Its funny (in an unfunny way) that I reckon this year they will probably attack Iran even though they haven't actually yet tested a Nuclear device and all Nuclear organisations that check out Iran say they are doing it for power purposes, yet North Korea is a huge dictatorship where millions starve to death and they don't give a fuck about testing or improving on Intercontinental missle technology yet they don't get attacked at all.

Maybe if N.Korea was next to Israel then things would be different

Attacking Iran would trigger another world war which is the only thing right now that can resuscitate capitalism. World wars are like the reset button. The world right now is spiraling into more depression just like they were before ww2.

I don't know about you fuckers, but way down here, we are sitting quite pretty at the moment.

[bemore]

(11-03-2013 03:26 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  

(11-03-2013 09:31 AM)I and I Wrote:  Attacking Iran would trigger another world war which is the only thing right now that can resuscitate capitalism. World wars are like the reset button. The world right now is spiraling into more depression just like they were before ww2.

I don't know about you fuckers, but way down here, we are sitting quite pretty at the moment.

*cough* NUCLEAR FALLOUT *cough*

[My proboscis sucks]

So, to sum up the events of last week



Kim Jong Un:Boom bitch! Look at our nukes! Swag

Obama:Lol STFU n00b

Kim Jong Un:Bitch, you best watch yourself. I'm gonna nuke your lands to shit! YOLO

UN:Cool story bro. Do you even lift?

[Free Thought]

(11-03-2013 03:27 PM)bemore Wrote:  

(11-03-2013 03:26 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  I don't know about you fuckers, but way down here, we are sitting quite pretty at the moment.

*cough* NUCLEAR FALLOUT *cough*

I am somewhat sceptical of fallout hitting here from all the way over there.

[bbeljefe]

One thing that is a huge deterrent to nuclear war is the indiscriminate nature of nuclear weapons. Rulers tend toward getting the proletariat killed but the thought of using weapons that might get themselves killed is unsettling even to a psychopathic individual like Jong Un.

That said, if Un is even a slight bit suicidal, then the above hypothesis is invalid.

[bbeljefe]

(11-03-2013 09:31 AM)I and I Wrote:  Attacking Iran would trigger another world war which is the only thing right now that can resuscitate capitalism mercantilism.