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15-02-2015, 05:08 AM
RE: Roses are red, violets are blue...
(15-02-2015 04:42 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Go catch syphilis and die you cunt.

That's my angry version.

It takes a really long time to die from syphilis. I saw tertiary syphilis once! The patient was nuts. We had him in restraints and had to tape blankets to the side rails because he was chewing on it - the blankets were soaked. Eww. And the family was like "what's wrong with him?" HIPAA prevented us from telling them "ya boy has an std that went untreated for decades and went to his brain and made him crazy."

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15-02-2015, 05:13 AM
RE: Roses are red, violets are blue...
(15-02-2015 05:08 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(15-02-2015 04:42 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Go catch syphilis and die you cunt.

That's my angry version.

It takes a really long time to die from syphilis. I saw tertiary syphilis once! The patient was nuts. We had him in restraints and had to tape blankets to the side rails because he was chewing on it - the blankets were soaked. Eww. And the family was like "what's wrong with him?" HIPAA prevented us from telling them "ya boy has an std that went untreated for decades and went to his brain and made him crazy."

Well I did say syphilis for a reason...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Go catch the sniffles and die you cunt.

Yea, doesn't have the same ring to it.

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15-02-2015, 06:01 AM
RE: Roses are red, violets are blue...
(14-02-2015 10:37 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Blood is red
Cyanosis is blue
I get tachycardia when I think of you!!!

I put that on the assignment board for the day shifters this morning before I left Tongue

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15-02-2015, 08:00 AM
RE: Roses are red, violets are blue...
An atheist's valentine's poem.

Violets are blue.
And roses are red.
Jesus H. Christ -
God is still dead.



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Smile happy VD.

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15-02-2015, 08:08 AM
RE: Roses are red, violets are blue...
(15-02-2015 06:01 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(14-02-2015 10:37 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Blood is red
Cyanosis is blue
I get tachycardia when I think of you!!!

I put that on the assignment board for the day shifters this morning before I left Tongue

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That reminded me of this:




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15-02-2015, 09:09 AM
RE: Roses are red, violets are blue...
Roses are red
Our balance sheet is in the black
Hallmark thanks you again
You silly old saps!!!!

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15-02-2015, 09:38 AM
RE: Roses are red, violets are blue...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have ADD and
Hey, look, something shiny - lets go check it out!

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15-02-2015, 09:44 AM
RE: Roses are red, violets are blue...
Roses are red,
Violets are purple.
Sugar is sweet,
and so's maple syrple.

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