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19-02-2013, 04:14 PM
RE: Run The Gauntlet
(19-02-2013 03:31 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  Of course, this was ignored elsewhere, so why not a new thread?

I'll prove to anyone on this forum that God exists--and go one better, Jesus is the Messiah and God, if they can prove that they exist.

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Holy mental masturbation batman! OK. If you want someone to go through the mental gymnastics of the clearly pointless argument of whether I truly exist, well, since I am no philosopher nor do I aspire to be one, I'll let better minds then me take up that exercise no matter how pointless it may be.

The joke of this thread is that you make that a condition for you to provide proof that a god exists and that jesus/god as written in the bible is that god. Are you serious? If you had such proof, you shouldn't hold it back with the price of admission some mental masturbation. A true believer would offer it to anyone. Instead you hold it back just like the tyrants in Scientology. You sir are a fraud and have no proof.
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19-02-2013, 04:28 PM
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(19-02-2013 03:45 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  
Quote:Something that exists, interacts with they physical universe. My existence can be proven by the fact that I am currently interacting with the physical universe by manipulating electrons so as to generate this sentence on any screen that happens to open up this page. Therefore, whatever entity wrote this, exists. Irregardless of who I claim to be.
And how do we know GOD isn't the entity that is writing your entry? And how do we know I didn't write your entry, the originator of the challenge? Sigh. That was a quick win for me. Please try again.
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19-02-2013, 06:08 PM
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Saying "I have proof of god" in here is like getting out of your crashed car with an empty bottle of vodka, falling over and puking up before telling the cop that was chasing you "Im not drunk ofisher"

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
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19-02-2013, 07:24 PM
RE: Run The Gauntlet
(19-02-2013 03:45 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  
Quote:Something that exists, interacts with they physical universe. My existence can be proven by the fact that I am currently interacting with the physical universe by manipulating electrons so as to generate this sentence on any screen that happens to open up this page. Therefore, whatever entity wrote this, exists. Irregardless of who I claim to be.
And how do we know GOD isn't the entity that is writing your entry? And how do we know I didn't write your entry, the originator of the challenge? Sigh. That was a quick win for me. Please try again.

Indeed! SexuallyPleasingJesus, you have proven to me that not only does God exist, but that he is a puppet master and we are his playthings! Everything I do and write is the will of God! It has to be! I can't disprove it! And so I shouldn't worry about religion because God controls my thoughts and actions and wants me to be an atheist! Thank you for showing me the light!

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19-02-2013, 08:00 PM
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D'aawwwww, first year philosophy students are so cute and pwecious!


Sort out your existentialism, then you can come and talk with the grown ups. Here's a clue: you can get out of the "cogito ergo sum" cul de sac by deciding that regardless of what really exists or doesn't exist, your perceptions paint a world with objects and rules, and you have no choice but to call this reality. Most of us figure this out sometime between ages 0 and 1. Some people relapse in their teens or early 20s after studying philosophy, but don't worry. As long as you're smarter than a newborn fucking baby you should be able to figure it out.

E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2
614C → 714N + e + ̅νe
2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
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19-02-2013, 08:09 PM
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19-02-2013, 08:10 PM
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Anybody else feel like his evidence will be along the lines of this?


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19-02-2013, 08:13 PM
RE: Run The Gauntlet
(19-02-2013 03:45 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  
Quote:Something that exists, interacts with they physical universe. My existence can be proven by the fact that I am currently interacting with the physical universe by manipulating electrons so as to generate this sentence on any screen that happens to open up this page. Therefore, whatever entity wrote this, exists. Irregardless of who I claim to be.
And how do we know GOD isn't the entity that is writing your entry? And how do we know I didn't write your entry, the originator of the challenge? Sigh. That was a quick win for me. Please try again.

Laugh out load Thanks for that, I got a good chuckle.
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19-02-2013, 10:01 PM
RE: Run The Gauntlet
(19-02-2013 03:31 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  Of course, this was ignored elsewhere, so why not a new thread?

I'll prove to anyone on this forum that God exists--and go one better, Jesus is the Messiah and God, if they can prove that they exist.

Thumbsup Thumbsup Thank you in advance.
Can you furbish me with your working, semantic definition of "exist"? I know of several, some of which I can prove and some of which I can't, some of which you might accept and some which you might not.

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19-02-2013, 11:00 PM
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