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13-02-2016, 01:00 PM (This post was last modified: 13-02-2016 01:20 PM by cactus.)
Rural Tennessee school board meeting about the GSA club
So this happened the other day in my wonderful home state:




My summary:

"Please stand for the moment of silence." Group starts loudly chanting the Lord's Prayer. People then say "amen" after the pledge of allegiance. Oh, how fucking adorable. Facepalm

1st guy: NO agendas in after-school activities, even if they're student-led.

My reaction: Scientific facts are an agenda to a lot of the people in that room. No more science class, then?
What if I think gender-segregation in sports teams is an agenda?
Theater is an "agenda" to push kids into the liberal arts Gasp

2nd guy: Our children need to be sheltered from the ghey! They don't actually have free speech rights in schools, so we as concerned parents should get to speak on their behalf. These clubs are NOTHING MORE than a ruse to sneak sexual deviance into the minds of our children! High school students can already voluntarily take sex-ed classes to learn about "normal" sexual activities (but I'm not going to mention anything about that), but like, eww, not anal and oral, amirite. *raucous applause ensues* ...and butt plugs, and fisting, and scissoring, and *keeps walking away from the mic* BDSM, and blowjobs, and 69ing, and...[/size]

3rd guy: Apologizes for the last guy's rude behavior, and points out how flat out incorrect he was. *drops mic* *applause ensues*

4th guy: Gives a progressive Christian WWJD sermon about not being a cunt. *raucous applause ensues* ...because you HAVE to end with some Jeebus talk, probably to prevent people from rioting and slashing people's tires after the meeting is over.

One guy posted this gem to his Facebook page when he found out what the school board meeting was about, and encouraged people to go and protest this Evil Gay ISIS agenda:
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13-02-2016, 02:17 PM
RE: Rural Tennessee school board meeting about the GSA club
I missed the part where you told us non-Murikans what 'GSA' stands for.

Huh

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13-02-2016, 02:19 PM
RE: Rural Tennessee school board meeting about the GSA club
Gay Straight Alliance

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13-02-2016, 07:44 PM
RE: Rural Tennessee school board meeting about the GSA club
(13-02-2016 02:19 PM)cactus Wrote:  Gay Straight Alliance

"We should get along with people, even if they aren't like us."

"No agendas."
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14-02-2016, 09:37 AM
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(13-02-2016 07:44 PM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(13-02-2016 02:19 PM)cactus Wrote:  Gay Straight Alliance

"We should get along with people, even if they aren't like us."

"No agendas."

Moar agendas!

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14-02-2016, 09:53 AM
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Yeah.... Them Tennessee boys can't be around them homeosexuality types -- or the queer might rub off, and real men might start fornicating with other men!!!!!



......

Actually -- there's probably something to that......

Except the "real men" part.....

....

Whatta bunch of closet cases.....


They sooooo need a reason to come out....

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14-02-2016, 09:59 AM
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hehe
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14-02-2016, 10:36 AM
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(13-02-2016 02:19 PM)cactus Wrote:  Gay Straight Alliance

Fuck me. I read it thinking it as the Girl Scouts of America. Facepalm

#sigh
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14-02-2016, 10:40 AM (This post was last modified: 14-02-2016 10:49 AM by cactus.)
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(14-02-2016 10:36 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(13-02-2016 02:19 PM)cactus Wrote:  Gay Straight Alliance

Fuck me. I read it thinking it as the Girl Scouts of America. Facepalm

lol. Those two things couldn't be any more opposite.

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if the Girl Scouts is more inclusive than the Boy Scouts, since they're technically more "secular" than the BSA. I'll have to look into that.

Edit: Hmm, Girl Scouts seems to actually be pro LGBT. Dafuq? I always just assumed they were a branch of the Boy Scouts. I'm gonna go buy some girl scout cookies. Fuck the Boy Scouts organization and its shitty popcorn. I'll make my own damn popcorn Popcorn

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14-02-2016, 10:47 AM
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(14-02-2016 10:40 AM)cactus Wrote:  
(14-02-2016 10:36 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Fuck me. I read it thinking it as the Girl Scouts of America. Facepalm

lol. Those two things couldn't be any more opposite.

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if the Girl Scouts is more inclusive than the Boy Scouts, since they're technically more "secular" than the BSA. I'll have to look into that.

I'm pretty sure you're right.
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