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08-04-2014, 07:40 AM
RE: Ryan Turns Everything Into Metal...
(08-04-2014 07:23 AM)Jeffasaurus Wrote:  
(07-04-2014 10:29 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Since you have done everyone, guess there is no reason to check back later.

"Done everyone?" No


Ryan, here's some stuff I like:
Van Halen
Zeppelin
Scorpions
Metallica
Priest
Sabbath
Dio
Alice In Chains
Crüe
Rush
That should help a bit.

No no not everyone, but the most I could at one time.

Also, I'm not turning you into your favorite band; rather the one that suites you best. I need to know more about you as a person. Feel free to pm me Thumbsup

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08-04-2014, 07:43 AM
RE: Ryan Turns Everything Into Metal...
(07-04-2014 10:20 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Everyone seems to be doing one of these so I decided I would too. I've been thinking about what I could do, but since I don't really have any hobbies applicable to this situation, I chose my music. For those who don't know I love metal/rock music and have something like 30 gigs of it on my iPod (and still downloading).

I'm going to try my best to match you guys with a band on my iPod for one reason or another. Some will be serious, some will be jokes and some will be guesses (since I don't know everyone that well). If you don't like my choice then let me know and I'll try again.

Im_Ryan - Parkway Drive
I chose this band for myself cause they're my favorite band and they kick ass... just like me (obviously). Plus, they're from Australia and I want to move there when I'm older.



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Charis - Halestorm
Lzzy Hale of Halestorm is known for being one of the youngest upcoming stars in metal and has been nominated as best vocalist with Ronnie James Dio (very big deal). This matches you since you're a new member and yet you have already found your place here and you're not afraid to speak your mind.



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Chas - Black Sabbath
This one is rather obvious; Black Sabbath is one of the original metal bands that started it all. They may be old, but they have secured their place in music history and still kick ass to this day.



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DemonicLemon - Rammstein (explicit content)
I'm not sure if you're German, but you are one of the dirtiest-minded guys I've ever met. The only person to to top you would be Till Lindemann of Rammstein. It seems like every song he writes is perverted in one way or another...



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DLJ - Of Mice & Men
Definitely a favorite band of mine. They seem to get all the hot girls too, without losing any of their signature sound (not including their latest album of course).



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earmuffs - Suicide Silence
Ah muffsie... what would we do without our loveable asshole? Well, the lead vocalist Mitch Lucker is known for his stomp, appropriately named the "Lucker Stomp", it is a sight to behold. On another note, Lucker passed away two years ago (right before was suppose to see him in concert) and left behind a wife and baby girl. His death hit many fans hard and is still talked about.



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EscapeArtist - Upon a Burning Body
I don't listen to these guys much, but they're from Texas and proud of it! Saw them in concert a few weeks ago when I went to see Parkway Drive and these guys rock! Very underrated and should get out more!



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Ferdinand - Metallica
Metallica has been around for what seems like forever. You either love them or you hate them, but the general consensus is love. They're a classic and here to stay.

I chose this song cause I still say you're pure evil...




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GirlyMan - ZZ Top
Your hair, their beards. Your a Sharp Dressed man.



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Hughsie - Architects
A British Metalcore band beloved by their fans. These guys have signed record deals, go on tours around the world and yet still live at their parent's house... what? At least I didn't make a fat joke Smile



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Im_Alexis - Impending Doom
Pretty decent Christian metal here. They're also pretty new to the scene and not very big... yet.



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itsnotmeitsyou - Attila (explicit content)
Read the lyrics to the song I chose and all will make sense...



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Jassoz - Killswitch Engage
These guys are one of my favorite bands as well. Good band to help pick you up when your feeling down.



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KingsChosen - As I Lay Dying
My all time favorite Christian metal band. These guys do it right, they aren't preachy and focus on the good messages that can be applied to everyday life without mentioning the name God. These guys kick ass and then some!



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LadyDay - Arch Enemy
Angela Gossow of Arch Enemy is one gorgeous European girl with a hell of a voice to match!



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LostandInsecure - In This Moment (explicit content)
This girl just Drooling
But yeah... uhm... give me a minute here...

On a side note, I would just like to be clear that the song I chose for you is not implying that you're a whore, if you read the lyrics you'll understand Smile




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Momsurroundedbyboys - Stick to Your Guns
These guys are known for standing up for what they believe in. All their songs are dedicated to some sort my of injustice ranging from religious intolerance to spousal abuse to bullying. These guys are here for you, just like momsie.



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Taqiyya Mockingbird - Marilyn Manson
Arguably the scariest and most well-known face in metal, and quite the anti-theist. I think this fits our attack dog perfectly.



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ThePaleolithicFreethinker - Slipknot
Slipknot is underrated. I love these guys and they have a good message to convey. They are also infamous for wearing dark/scary masks during performances to hide their identity, though the band members are awesome guys (I've met them before) and fun to hang out with.
I also chose this song specifically for you. I know you're insecure about your looks and you keep talking about how you'll never get a girl. I hope you eventually get over this and realize you're a good guy and you just need to wait for the right girl. I used to listen to this song on a loop in high school when I felt depressed/suicidal and it helped me out a lot. I'm not sure if you'll like it, but I ask that you try to understand the message behind it.




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undergroundp - Lacuna Coil
Cristina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil is arguably the hottest female vocalist in metal today. Add in her accomplished writing career and you have some great songs! (kind of goes along with your linguistics studies)



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WarHorse - Steppenwolf
This is the most obvious choice in the list. Biker = Born to Be Wild. Did you really expect anything else (besides maybe Highway to Hell)?



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Sorry if this thread lags, I had the great idea to try and do everyone on the first post...yeah, this thing literally took me all fucking day to make on mobile. Thanks CloudFlare for randomly checking my god damned IP and erasing my work every 5 minutes you fucking useless piece of shit. Okay, rant over...

I wholeheartedly approve! Thumbsup

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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08-04-2014, 07:48 AM
RE: Ryan Turns Everything Into Metal...
(08-04-2014 07:38 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(08-04-2014 05:34 AM)War Horse Wrote:  Born to be wild....... really ? Facepalm

Eh, thats alright, it is after all the Easyrider classic. Thumbsup

Like I did? What did you expect? Tongue
You want me to turn you into another band? Something less obvious?

No, no, you did fine...... thanks lil brother. Smile

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08-04-2014, 07:56 AM
RE: Ryan Turns Everything Into Metal...
(08-04-2014 07:48 AM)War Horse Wrote:  
(08-04-2014 07:38 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Like I did? What did you expect? Tongue
You want me to turn you into another band? Something less obvious?

No, no, you did fine...... thanks lil brother. Smile

Besides my grammar mistakes in the first message... suppose to be "like I said:". I fucked that up Laugh out load
But alright Big Grin
It was a tie between Born to be Wild and Highway to Hell Tongue

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08-04-2014, 08:46 AM
RE: Ryan Turns Everything Into Metal...
For some reason I knew your band was going to be parkway Drive Ryan.
Never heard of the band I was but I listened to several of their songs last night. Good choice on everyone though. Smile
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08-04-2014, 08:48 AM
RE: Ryan Turns Everything Into Metal...
(08-04-2014 08:46 AM)Im_Alexis Wrote:  For some reason I knew your band was going to be parkway Drive Ryan.
Never heard of the band I was but I listened to several of their songs last night. Good choice on everyone though. Smile

Well yeah...my favorite shirt and hoodie are parkway merch Laugh out load

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08-04-2014, 09:43 AM
RE: Ryan Turns Everything Into Metal...
(08-04-2014 07:48 AM)War Horse Wrote:  
(08-04-2014 07:38 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  Like I did? What did you expect? Tongue
You want me to turn you into another band? Something less obvious?

No, no, you did fine...... thanks lil brother. Smile

This song just came up on my iPod. What do you think? Laugh out load

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08-04-2014, 09:52 AM
RE: Ryan Turns Everything Into Metal...
(08-04-2014 09:43 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(08-04-2014 07:48 AM)War Horse Wrote:  No, no, you did fine...... thanks lil brother. Smile

This song just came up on my iPod. What do you think? Laugh out load

Um not just no, but HELL NO ! WTF kinda head banger shit is that Huh

Thunderstruck by AC/DC would have sufficed Yes

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08-04-2014, 10:03 AM
RE: Ryan Turns Everything Into Metal...
Still waiting for mine!

Onward, my faithful steed!
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08-04-2014, 10:21 AM
RE: Ryan Turns Everything Into Metal...
(08-04-2014 09:52 AM)War Horse Wrote:  
(08-04-2014 09:43 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  This song just came up on my iPod. What do you think? Laugh out load

Um not just no, but HELL NO ! WTF kinda head banger shit is that Huh

Thunderstruck by AC/DC would have sufficed Yes

Could go with the "badass biker" persona Laugh out load

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