SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
15-05-2014, 09:01 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
(15-05-2014 09:00 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  You cannot fix stupid.

Sometimes, like in this case, it fixes itself. At least partly.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

"Let me give you some advice, bastard: never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like itsnotmeitsyou's post
15-05-2014, 09:02 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
(15-05-2014 09:01 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(15-05-2014 09:00 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  You cannot fix stupid.

Sometimes, like in this case, it fixes itself. At least partly.

Yes, half the problem was eliminated.

The other half, well...Dodgy


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
15-05-2014, 09:13 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
(15-05-2014 09:02 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(15-05-2014 09:01 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Sometimes, like in this case, it fixes itself. At least partly.

Yes, half the problem was eliminated.

The other half, well...Dodgy

This is why my personal philosophy is one of radical darwinism.

There are many sharp corners in the world for a reason. Personally, I think there should be more.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

"Let me give you some advice, bastard: never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
15-05-2014, 09:20 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
(15-05-2014 09:13 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(15-05-2014 09:02 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Yes, half the problem was eliminated.

The other half, well...Dodgy

This is why my personal philosophy is one of radical darwinism.

There are many sharp corners in the world for a reason. Personally, I think there should be more.

First we get rid of all those inane, redundant product warning labels. Angry

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
[Image: flagstiny%206.gif]
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Chas's post
15-05-2014, 09:25 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
(15-05-2014 09:20 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(15-05-2014 09:13 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  This is why my personal philosophy is one of radical darwinism.

There are many sharp corners in the world for a reason. Personally, I think there should be more.

First we get rid of all those inane, redundant product warning labels. Angry

add a dash of tort reform and you've got yourself the recipe for chlorine in the gene pool.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

"Let me give you some advice, bastard: never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 3 users Like itsnotmeitsyou's post
15-05-2014, 09:31 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
(15-05-2014 09:20 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(15-05-2014 09:13 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  This is why my personal philosophy is one of radical darwinism.

There are many sharp corners in the world for a reason. Personally, I think there should be more.

First we get rid of all those inane, redundant product warning labels. Angry

I find those labels to be some of the best unintentional humor written.

The label with the glass hanging ornament I got that said eating it could cause cancer in California had me in tears.

I'm not anti-social. I'm pro-solitude.

Just because her eyes don't tear doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry. Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean there's nothing wrong.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Anjele's post
15-05-2014, 09:32 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
(15-05-2014 09:25 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(15-05-2014 09:20 AM)Chas Wrote:  First we get rid of all those inane, redundant product warning labels. Angry

add a dash of tort reform and you've got yourself the recipe for chlorine in the gene pool.

I think in our efforts to protect people from themselves we've got to the point where people just lack the smarts and ability to think for themselves.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Momsurroundedbyboys's post
15-05-2014, 09:36 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
(15-05-2014 09:31 AM)Anjele Wrote:  
(15-05-2014 09:20 AM)Chas Wrote:  First we get rid of all those inane, redundant product warning labels. Angry

I find those labels to be some of the best unintentional humor written.

The label with the glass hanging ornament I got that said eating it could cause cancer in California had me in tears.

I recently ordered a couple wine glasses to go with the set of stemware we got when we got married.

Crystal contains lead. Thank you for the warning labels on each fucking glass that I had to remove with lighter fluid.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
15-05-2014, 09:40 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
Best warning label ever.

[Image: 6a01761762a570970c017ee626a529970d-500wi]

I'm not anti-social. I'm pro-solitude.

Just because her eyes don't tear doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry. Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean there's nothing wrong.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like Anjele's post
15-05-2014, 09:41 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
Just in case anybody was wondering...

[Image: viagra1-300x225.jpg]

I'm not anti-social. I'm pro-solitude.

Just because her eyes don't tear doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry. Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean there's nothing wrong.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Anjele's post
Post Reply
Forum Jump: