SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
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15-05-2014, 10:30 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
(15-05-2014 09:31 AM)Anjele Wrote:  
(15-05-2014 09:20 AM)Chas Wrote:  First we get rid of all those inane, redundant product warning labels. Angry

I find those labels to be some of the best unintentional humor written.

The label with the glass hanging ornament I got that said eating it could cause cancer in California had me in tears.

Another reason to not live in California. EVERYTHING causes cancer in California.

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15-05-2014, 10:32 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
(15-05-2014 09:40 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Best warning label ever.

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A buddy of mine used to do tricks and stuff on inline skates. He bought a set of wheels for his skates that had a great warning label on them. They said "Warning: If you get hurt while using these, you're doing it wrong. Stop being a dumbass and learn to skate."

That was about 20 years ago, though.

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15-05-2014, 10:34 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
(15-05-2014 09:41 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Just in case anybody was wondering...

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Perhaps not, but it is useful for MAKING newborns. Laugh out load

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17-05-2014, 05:32 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
*Update*


http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woma...es-n107846

Apparently no it did not happen that way and she was lying to cover for Timothy Dwayne Fisher.

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17-05-2014, 05:44 AM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
(17-05-2014 05:32 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
*Update*


http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woma...es-n107846

Apparently no it did not happen that way and she was lying to cover for Timothy Dwayne Fisher.

My faith in humanity has been restored.... Dodgy

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17-05-2014, 06:22 PM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
I think we need an entire thread just on warning labels

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17-05-2014, 06:23 PM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
Just for Girly

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17-05-2014, 06:29 PM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
Evil zipper of death Hobo

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17-05-2014, 06:32 PM
RE: SC-- can't make this shit up….does this qualify as a Darwin award?
Alas! Some people still need warning labels Undecided

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