SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
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09-01-2014, 08:08 AM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
You should of ended the list at #69 Sleepy

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09-01-2014, 08:14 AM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
(09-01-2014 08:08 AM)bemore Wrote:  You should of ended the list at #69 Sleepy

My young, rotting imagination is only so broad.

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09-01-2014, 08:29 AM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
I'll give it a shot here.

A.) Ladies, tell your men you are gonna fuck their brains out and to go wait in the bedroom while you get ready. Walk in the bedroom with a stap-on on and say "Surprise bitch!"

B.) Men, ask you lady if she wants to bounce on your pogo stick. When she says yes, hand her one and ask if it's okay if you jerk off while she does it.

C.) Ladies, wait until after your man finishes and then ask him if it's in yet.

D.) Men, get off as fast a possible and and scream "First!"

E.) Ladies, wait until orgasm and start screaming "Oh, Rooney! Give it to me Mickey!"

F.) Men, request of your partner that they wear the black power ranger suit or sex is off the table.

G.) Wait until you are in them middle of sex and inform your partner, "I hope you're into scat!"

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09-01-2014, 08:48 AM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
(09-01-2014 08:29 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  I'll give it a shot here.

A.) Ladies, tell your men you are gonna fuck their brains out and to go wait in the bedroom while you get ready. Walk in the bedroom with a stap-on on and say "Surprise bitch!"

B.) Men, ask you lady if she wants to bounce on your pogo stick. When she says yes, hand her one and ask if it's okay if you jerk off while she does it.

C.) Ladies, wait until after your man finishes and then ask him if it's in yet.

D.) Men, get off as fast a possible and and scream "First!"

E.) Ladies, wait until orgasm and start screaming "Oh, Rooney! Give it to me Mickey!"

F.) Men, request of your partner that they wear the black power ranger suit or sex is off the table.

G.) Wait until you are in them middle of sex and inform your partner, "I hope you're into scat!"

D, E, and F are good. The rest... meh

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09-01-2014, 08:59 AM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
(09-01-2014 08:48 AM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  
(09-01-2014 08:29 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  I'll give it a shot here.

A.) Ladies, tell your men you are gonna fuck their brains out and to go wait in the bedroom while you get ready. Walk in the bedroom with a stap-on on and say "Surprise bitch!"

B.) Men, ask you lady if she wants to bounce on your pogo stick. When she says yes, hand her one and ask if it's okay if you jerk off while she does it.

C.) Ladies, wait until after your man finishes and then ask him if it's in yet.

D.) Men, get off as fast a possible and and scream "First!"

E.) Ladies, wait until orgasm and start screaming "Oh, Rooney! Give it to me Mickey!"

F.) Men, request of your partner that they wear the black power ranger suit or sex is off the table.

G.) Wait until you are in them middle of sex and inform your partner, "I hope you're into scat!"

D, E, and F are good. The rest... meh

You know what they say. Three out of six ain't good.

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09-01-2014, 09:02 AM
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Giggles!
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09-01-2014, 09:16 AM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
I just have one;

After you've given muffs his prostate exam lean in close and whisper sensually in his ear "you now have syphilis".

Angel

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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09-01-2014, 09:20 AM
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(09-01-2014 09:16 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  I just have one;

After you've given muffs his prostate exam lean in close and whisper sensually in his ear "you now have syphilis".

Angel

*flash backs of Peter (Family Guy) being "raped" by his doctor*
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09-01-2014, 09:24 AM
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(09-01-2014 08:59 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  You know what they say. Three out of six ain't good.

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3 out of 6 is better than 7 out of 53...
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09-01-2014, 09:27 AM
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Hehe, good point. Tongue

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