SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
09-01-2014, 09:40 AM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
(09-01-2014 09:27 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Hehe, good point. Tongue

Yes Smartass

Atir aissom atir imon
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
09-01-2014, 06:16 PM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT EXTREMELY ENTHUSIASTIC?

THIS IS THE BEST GOD DAMN THREAD I HAVE EVER MADE.

[/dry heaves into a bucket for 3 hours]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
09-01-2014, 06:46 PM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
I'm enthused.


God is a concept by which we measure our pain -- John Lennon

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like Momsurroundedbyboys's post
09-01-2014, 06:55 PM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
(09-01-2014 06:46 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I'm enthused.

I don't know why, moms, but when I read that, it sounded so dirty Tongue
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
09-01-2014, 06:57 PM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
(09-01-2014 08:29 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Wait until you are in them middle of sex and inform your partner, "I hope you're into scat!"

I dunno, it doesn't really turn me on.




But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes evenheathen's post
09-01-2014, 07:11 PM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
(09-01-2014 06:57 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(09-01-2014 08:29 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Wait until you are in them middle of sex and inform your partner, "I hope you're into scat!"

I dunno, it doesn't really turn me on.




Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww. Sad
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
09-01-2014, 07:15 PM (This post was last modified: 09-01-2014 09:10 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
(09-01-2014 06:53 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Because I'm super cute and mad intelligent, ...

Can you balance a journal against a ledger? 'Cause if so I'm gonna pay the bride price for you to marry either idiot GirylBoyII or idiot GirlyBoyIII. Your choice. ... oh, and they don't need to lose weight and, in the interest of full disclosure, they are both idiots, so you're gonna be responsible for the math. Big Grin

[Image: zack.jpg]
[Image: John-Jump1.jpg]

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like GirlyMan's post
09-01-2014, 07:28 PM
RE: SEX TIPS WITH THE FERD MACHINE
(09-01-2014 07:11 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(09-01-2014 06:57 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  I dunno, it doesn't really turn me on.




Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww. Sad

And that is how I know I was successful. I grossed out Ferdi. Big Grin

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Dark Light's post
Post Reply
Forum Jump: