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24-12-2015, 09:09 PM
RE: Santa will not be alone tonight
(24-12-2015 08:30 PM)DerFish Wrote:  I got the gold, Bob has the myrrh, and you forgot the Frankenstein?

Don’t be too hard on the guy, the damn thing is 6’8” and hard to travel with.

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24-12-2015, 09:11 PM
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(24-12-2015 09:00 PM)izel Wrote:  
(24-12-2015 08:55 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  I dunno... they're the best at making toys for some reason. Laugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out load

Toys are OK I suppose. Just that they run out of batteries at the worst time sometimes Weeping

Not if they plug in.

(psst... body wand) Yes

Of course, the real deal is still better and much nicer to snuggle with. Smile

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24-12-2015, 09:16 PM
RE: Santa will not be alone tonight
(24-12-2015 09:11 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  
(24-12-2015 09:00 PM)izel Wrote:  Toys are OK I suppose. Just that they run out of batteries at the worst time sometimes Weeping

Not if they plug in.

(psst... body wand) Yes

Of course, the real deal is still better and much nicer to snuggle with. Smile

Santa would make a good snuggle buddy, given that north pole is cold as fuck Laugh out load. Other than that, I'll stick with the toys Laugh out load

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24-12-2015, 09:23 PM
RE: Santa will not be alone tonight
(24-12-2015 08:51 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(24-12-2015 08:15 PM)Nurse Wrote:  I read the tread title and thought it was an announcement that "Santa" was getting laid tonight Laugh out load

Ho Ho Ho Wink

Maybe, maybe not. But he still only comes once a year.

I'll get my coat on the way out.

But when he does come it is down a damn chimney!
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27-12-2015, 03:55 PM
RE: Santa will not be alone tonight
(24-12-2015 09:23 PM)DerFish Wrote:  
(24-12-2015 08:51 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Maybe, maybe not. But he still only comes once a year.

I'll get my coat on the way out.

But when he does come it is down a damn chimney!

He probably has to practice with a blowtorch to withstand the heat of the "flue".
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27-12-2015, 03:59 PM
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(24-12-2015 05:11 PM)izel Wrote:  
(24-12-2015 04:32 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  And Santa won't need Rudolf and his nose because it's a full moon.

ooooOOOOOOOooooo a full moon.....it must mean something.....something profound.....something really deep. Angel

Jesus is coming in 2016 for sure Laugh out load

We're gonna be waiting a lot longer than that.




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