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06-02-2012, 02:47 PM
Satanism is the only real religion.
Christians, If you haven't been to a satanic mass then you should go. God is a fairytale but satan is real. Watch this video and worship the true god. btw, this guy or girl is the greatest singer ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csXnBbv2R...re=related
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06-02-2012, 02:49 PM
RE: Satanism is the only real religion.
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06-02-2012, 02:50 PM
RE: Satanism is the only real religion.
I know you're being sarcastic, but I've actually read the Satanic Bible.

It's about self indulgence and doing what makes you feel good. The other stuff in it is just to mock Christianity. I think maybe .1% of Satanists actually worship the deity.

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06-02-2012, 02:51 PM
RE: Satanism is the only real religion.
So you claim in several threads that god doesn't exist, yet claim Satan does?

Prove it.
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06-02-2012, 02:53 PM
RE: Satanism is the only real religion.
(06-02-2012 02:51 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  So you claim in several threads that god doesn't exist, yet claim Satan does?

Prove it.

Hold on. I will need a minute. OR 2. Is obama and Bush proof ??
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06-02-2012, 02:57 PM
RE: Satanism is the only real religion.
(06-02-2012 02:53 PM)satan69 Wrote:  Hold on. I will need a minute. OR 2. Is obama and Bush proof ??

I wouldn't say so.
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06-02-2012, 03:00 PM
RE: Satanism is the only real religion.
Ah - youse kooks wicha -isms an yer -anitys ...

At least ya give me a chuckle now an then. Sleepy

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06-02-2012, 03:01 PM
RE: Satanism is the only real religion.
I KNEW IT!!! Tongue

Are you a Laveyan, Luciferian, member of the Temple of Set, Order of the Nine Angles???
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06-02-2012, 03:35 PM
RE: Satanism is the only real religion.
Sorry to say but Satanism is even more screwed up than Christianity and believe me I read lots more about satanism, I've spoken to many "satanists" and thought about the whole concept a lot.
I am keeping myself short here because otherwise I might just start rambling about misinterpretations, and history, and various religions that all played there part in this - over to what satanism used to be, how it started, and what it grew to be today and about the different kinds etc etc...
I will instead link you to my blog entry that gives a brief overview, still not covering everything but it's a starter isn't it.
Click here if you want to read it. It covers only the points that I found most important at the time of writing it.

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06-02-2012, 04:05 PM
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Leela, I actually speak to Satan. He speaks to me. He tells me to only date single women 18 to 25 with no kids. He tells me to not get married, so I don't lose half my shit. I can only get this kind of wisdom from the only true god: Lucifer. Unfortunately, christians like Kingschosen are trying to brainwash the masses with their lies.
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