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29-10-2015, 10:26 AM
Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
. . . and gets Facebook christians to engage in full-on apeshit victim mode . . .

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29-10-2015, 10:33 AM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
That is too fucking funny! She does sound sexy. Oh please Scarlett can you read me some more deuteronomy?
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29-10-2015, 10:34 AM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
I can definitely see xtians going cray cray over this. But agreed--she does sound sexxxay!
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29-10-2015, 10:37 AM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
That's taking stoning up a notch

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29-10-2015, 10:39 AM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
She is very sexy.

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29-10-2015, 10:41 AM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
The butthurt in those comments is palpable. They can't just ignore it when people upset them. I particularly like this one:

"Funny how Christians and Jews can be targets, but they wouldn't dare do it to Muslims."

Yes, please, start making and acting on threats of violence. I don't see what's "funny" about that. It seems pretty straight-forward.
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29-10-2015, 10:52 AM
Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
I'd make a mess if she read some of the good parts of Song of Solomon.
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29-10-2015, 11:45 AM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
(29-10-2015 10:41 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  The butthurt in those comments is palpable. They can't just ignore it when people upset them. I particularly like this one:

"Funny how Christians and Jews can be targets, but they wouldn't dare do it to Muslims."

Yes, please, start making and acting on threats of violence. I don't see what's "funny" about that. It seems pretty straight-forward.

Someone posted

"hell has a place for pretty people too"

to which I responded:

"does hell have a place for imaginary people too? Because that would be ironic. . ." Big Grin

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29-10-2015, 12:08 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
The comments are comedy and pathetic all at the same time....
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29-10-2015, 12:34 PM
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(29-10-2015 12:08 PM)ohio_drg Wrote:  The comments are comedy and pathetic all at the same time....

They're soooo angry, and there's nothing they can do but lash out in the comments section.

Any time you see a group of Christians get pissed like this, count how many of them make threats of hell. Note how many of them flaunt that the offending person will end up in hell and how they won't. It's equal parts childish and horrifying, when you actually think what it means, outside of the context of their creepy mythology.

"You hurt my feelings, but my friend is going to torture you and buy me nice things. So, nya!"

This is why I put exactly zero stock in complaints about atheists being immoral or how you can't be moral without God.
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