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29-10-2015, 12:59 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
The religious right has no sense of humor when it comes to that old book. None.

A room full of religious people can be having a party, laughing it up and as soon as you say "the Bible!", it will throw a pall of seriousness across the room like nothing else can. That's another reason I don't hang out with christians.

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29-10-2015, 01:05 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
Oooh, this is going to be awesome. Will enjoy this tonight.

Can anybody let me know how long her recording is?

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29-10-2015, 01:11 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
I love how they automatically lump attacking liberals in with the whole thing as if being an atheist makes you liberal by default. I'm still trying to re-acclimate my political views after deconversion, but according to political guage tests I am currently a centrist

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29-10-2015, 01:17 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
Poor, poor christians persecuted by evil celebrity. How they can live in regime which allow such blasphemous things to occur I wonder.

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29-10-2015, 02:06 PM
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(29-10-2015 12:59 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  ... The religious right has no sense of humor when it comes to that old book ...

The surest indication you're on the wrong side of an issue is when you have no sense of humour about it.

Hey, I ain't kidding. It's no joke. Tongue
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29-10-2015, 02:08 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
Let's be fair, there are probably a lot of Christians who are hearing this stuff and laughing their asses off.

... that said, they're not the Christians we have a problem with.

Sooooooo easy to troll the fuckwit subsection of Christianity.
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29-10-2015, 04:30 PM (This post was last modified: 29-10-2015 06:21 PM by Can_of_Beans.)
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
(29-10-2015 10:26 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  . . . and gets Facebook christians to engage in full-on apeshit victim mode . . .

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Whoa...good Bible.

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29-10-2015, 04:55 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
Be even better if she cosplayed as Eve Laugh out load

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29-10-2015, 05:13 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
"Uuhnnhhh, Jesus, I've been sooooo naaaaughty. Maybe you should punish me. mmm"

"I've never, nn..uhhh, umm I'm not sure I feel comfortable doing thi-"

"Shh, it's never too late to cast your first stone, baby. You can be David, and I'll be your Goliath, mmmm yeaaahh. I want you to thrust your stones into me. Hard."

"No, no, it's fine. I'll play the bottom this time."

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29-10-2015, 06:47 PM
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(29-10-2015 05:13 PM)cactus Wrote:  "Uuhnnhhh, Jesus, I've been sooooo naaaaughty. Maybe you should punish me. mmm"

"I've never, nn..uhhh, umm I'm not sure I feel comfortable doing thi-"

"Shh, it's never too late to cast your first stone, baby. You can be David, and I'll be your Goliath, mmmm yeaaahh. I want you to thrust your stones into me. Hard."

"No, no, it's fine. I'll play the bottom this time."

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Jesus Fucking Christ!

ooooOOOOOOOooooo. I love it! Kiss

AHHhhhhhhh.

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