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29-10-2015, 08:40 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
She is reading a script. Smile

Mel Gibson directs first a slaughterhouse film then a pon flick. His career has taken a dive. Big Grin

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30-10-2015, 12:01 AM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
That was awesome. Never thought the bible could sound soooo HOT!
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30-10-2015, 03:42 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
(29-10-2015 08:40 PM)Banjo Wrote:  She is reading a script. Smile

Mel Gibson directs first a slaughterhouse film then a pon flick. His career has taken a dive. Big Grin

Mel Gibson's insane.

Geeze, he was good lookin' when he was a young man though. Religion wasted his brain....turned it into mush.

I think someone SHOULD read the Quran with a sexy voice.

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30-10-2015, 03:46 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
(30-10-2015 03:42 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I think someone SHOULD read the Quran with a sexy voice.
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30-10-2015, 03:50 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
(30-10-2015 03:42 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(29-10-2015 08:40 PM)Banjo Wrote:  She is reading a script. Smile

Mel Gibson directs first a slaughterhouse film then a pon flick. His career has taken a dive. Big Grin

Mel Gibson's insane.

Geeze, he was good lookin' when he was a young man though. Religion wasted his brain....turned it into mush.

I think someone SHOULD read the Quran with a sexy voice.




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30-10-2015, 03:56 PM (This post was last modified: 30-10-2015 04:00 PM by cactus.)
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
(30-10-2015 03:50 PM)Octapulse Wrote:  


That combination is one of the most arousing things I've ever experienced, and I'm both asexual and an atheist. I guess I never realized all it would take was a little bit of Quranic recitation to get me in the mood.
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30-10-2015, 08:05 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
(30-10-2015 03:50 PM)Octapulse Wrote:  
(30-10-2015 03:42 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Mel Gibson's insane.

Geeze, he was good lookin' when he was a young man though. Religion wasted his brain....turned it into mush.

I think someone SHOULD read the Quran with a sexy voice.




My goodness, that woman is in excellent physical condition! I could do the gymnastics in high school, but those days are gone. I'd like to see a video of someone reading the koran in a sexy voice. Sadly, it would probably be incognito.
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30-10-2015, 08:52 PM (This post was last modified: 30-10-2015 09:07 PM by Reltzik.)
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
(30-10-2015 08:05 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(30-10-2015 03:50 PM)Octapulse Wrote:  


My goodness, that woman is in excellent physical condition! I could do the gymnastics in high school, but those days are gone. I'd like to see a video of someone reading the koran in a sexy voice. Sadly, it would probably be incognito.

.... normally I think burkas are bad things.

Here it would be an awesome thing.

Seriously, attempting to keep half your population in a state of oppression, and simultaneously mandating clothing for that population that keeps you from visually identifying troublesome individuals, takes a special type of stupid.
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31-10-2015, 08:28 AM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
(30-10-2015 08:52 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(30-10-2015 08:05 PM)Fireball Wrote:  My goodness, that woman is in excellent physical condition! I could do the gymnastics in high school, but those days are gone. I'd like to see a video of someone reading the koran in a sexy voice. Sadly, it would probably be incognito.

.... normally I think burkas are bad things.

Here it would be an awesome thing.

Seriously, attempting to keep half your population in a state of oppression, and simultaneously mandating clothing for that population that keeps you from visually identifying troublesome individuals, takes a special type of stupid.

I wonder if the CIA has used burka toting assassins to carry out missions?

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31-10-2015, 02:39 PM
RE: Scarlett Johansson reads Bible in :porn voice" . . .
(31-10-2015 08:28 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  
(30-10-2015 08:52 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  .... normally I think burkas are bad things.

Here it would be an awesome thing.

Seriously, attempting to keep half your population in a state of oppression, and simultaneously mandating clothing for that population that keeps you from visually identifying troublesome individuals, takes a special type of stupid.

I wonder if the CIA has used burka toting assassins to carry out missions?

... but where would they conceal their weapons?

And wouldn't the opposition simply start carefully searching everyone wearing a burka for weapons?

I mean, it's not like that would produce some sort of general backlash, would it?

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SPECIAL TYPE OF STUPID, like I said.
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