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24-03-2014, 09:56 AM
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One day, Einstein, Newton, and Pascal meet up and decide to play a game of hide and seek. Einstein volunteered to be “It.” As Einstein counted, eyes closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of Einstein and drew a one meter by one meter square on the floor around himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said “I found you Newton,” but Newton replied, “No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!”.

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24-03-2014, 12:48 PM
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Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
A: Let me atom

Q: Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?
A: omg!!!

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24-03-2014, 12:54 PM
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"What'll it be" The bartender asked?

A tachyon enters a bar.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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24-03-2014, 01:11 PM
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24-03-2014, 02:18 PM
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Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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25-03-2014, 03:53 PM
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Oldies but good ones:

A neutron walks in a bar and orders a drink. After drinking it the neutron asks "how much" - the bartender says, for you NO CHARGE!

Two atoms walks towards each other down the street and bump into each other. One atom says "hey you made me lose an electron". The other atom asks "are you sure", and the first atom replies "of course I am sure - I'm positive!"

“Truth does not demand belief. Scientists do not join hands every Sunday, singing, yes, gravity is real! I will have faith! I will be strong! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up, must come down, down, down. Amen! If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about it.”
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28-03-2014, 02:53 PM
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28-03-2014, 05:04 PM
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How about a chemistry poem!


Little Willie was a chemist.
Little Willie is no more.
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.

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30-03-2014, 10:41 AM
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30-03-2014, 01:09 PM
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There are three kinds of mathematicians. Those who can count and those who can't.

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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