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30-03-2014, 01:22 PM
RE: Science Jokes
(30-03-2014 01:09 PM)Chas Wrote:  There are three kinds of mathematicians. Those who can count and those who can't.

I saw that joke on a wall of a burrito joint in Sarasota, Fla. Cracks me up every time.

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30-03-2014, 01:34 PM
RE: Science Jokes
(30-03-2014 01:09 PM)Chas Wrote:  There are three kinds of mathematicians. Those who can count and those who can't.

There are two types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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30-03-2014, 03:56 PM
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(30-03-2014 10:41 AM)Crulax Wrote:  [Image: aWZ9Oq4_460s.jpg]

The version I heard was that there are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who get laid.

And I didn't get that joke either.... Thumbsup

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30-03-2014, 04:18 PM
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5 out of 3 people don't understand fractions.

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01-04-2014, 07:04 PM
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04-04-2014, 09:54 AM
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02-05-2014, 12:59 AM
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02-05-2014, 01:20 AM
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02-05-2014, 01:34 AM
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(07-07-2013 01:05 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  Prepare to groan.....

Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar.............and doesn't!




I am going to have to share this with my Scientific Studies teacher if I can.

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02-05-2014, 12:15 PM
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(07-07-2013 01:39 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Reminds me of this joke:

"Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed."

Wouldn't the poison have failed anyways? I don't think h2o2 is really poisonous. Maybe a bad case of diarrhea...
Am I missing an important factor?

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