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16-01-2013, 01:37 PM
RE: Science against evolution
4) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?

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16-01-2013, 02:23 PM
RE: Science against evolution
(16-01-2013 01:35 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  
(16-01-2013 01:31 PM)Chas Wrote:  There is no evidence that it is the words of any god.
You have it all wrong Chas, it says it is so it must be because it couldn't say it was and it not be unless it was a fake and we know it isn't a fake because it says it is real and there are some pieces in it that if I take the vague passages and squint really hard I can make look like prophecies and that basically proves that the Earth is 6,000 years old and people used to live to 700 years old and pigs are evil so don't even touch them and if you rape a woman and get caught you have to pay 50 shekels of silver to the father of the woman and marry her because virginity has a price tag for a woman but nobody gives a shit about the guy's virginity.

Apples are evil too.


Heretic. Figs are evil. I grow apples.

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16-01-2013, 02:27 PM
RE: Science against evolution
We have been through this on another thread long ago, but I am the one true prophet. This time of applism and I say apples are evil. I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

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16-01-2013, 02:29 PM
RE: Science against evolution
Figs *and* apples are evil. Worship the perfection that is the Orange!
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16-01-2013, 02:33 PM
RE: Science against evolution
BLASPHEMY! Only I get to say what is and is not evil in fruit! Figs are fine because they frustrated that Jesus guy. Good enough for me.

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16-01-2013, 02:36 PM
RE: Science against evolution
(16-01-2013 02:29 PM)morondog Wrote:  Figs *and* apples are evil. Worship the perfection that is the Orange!

Heathen! Grapefruits all the ways. And some limes for caipirinhas and mojitos.

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16-01-2013, 02:37 PM
RE: Science against evolution
Grapefruits are of the DEVIL! No good fruit would ever taste so shitty! I have spoken!

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16-01-2013, 02:39 PM
RE: Science against evolution
(16-01-2013 02:33 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  BLASPHEMY! Only I get to say what is and is not evil in fruit! Figs are fine because they frustrated that Jesus guy. Good enough for me.


You make a strong case. Consider

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16-01-2013, 02:40 PM
RE: Science against evolution
(16-01-2013 02:36 PM)Vera Wrote:  
(16-01-2013 02:29 PM)morondog Wrote:  Figs *and* apples are evil. Worship the perfection that is the Orange!

Heathen! Grapefruits all the ways. And some limes for caipirinhas and mojitos.


Thank you for opening my eyes to the truth. Bowing

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16-01-2013, 02:41 PM
RE: Science against evolution
(16-01-2013 02:37 PM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  Grapefruits are of the DEVIL! No good fruit would ever taste so shitty! I have spoken!
It only tastes shitty to sinners like you. Repent and ye shall know the true sweetness of the grapefruit (or go get some miracle berries).

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