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28-09-2017, 11:06 AM
Science humor, add your jokes here.
Two astrophysicists are discussing black holes, one says to the other, "I hope you understand the gravity of the situation."

A neutron walks into a bar, asks for a rum and coke. Bartender brings it to him, the neutron asks, "How much?" The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

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28-09-2017, 11:16 AM
RE: Science humor, add your jokes here.
Do math/computer science jokes count?

There are 10 kinds of people in the world -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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28-09-2017, 11:40 AM
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(28-09-2017 11:16 AM)Grasshopper Wrote:  Do math/computer science jokes count?

There are 10 kinds of people in the world -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.

If you are into the sitcom Big Bang theory, I love the episode where Sheldon tried to explain 0s and 1s.

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28-09-2017, 12:09 PM
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Q: Why do atheists have trouble solving differential equations?
A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Two atoms are strolling along together when one stops and says: "Oh, crap! I've lost an electron!"
The second one says: "Are you sure?"
The first one answers: "Yes! I'm positive."

But my favorite one often gets a blank look.
A chemistry student was moonlighting as a bartender, when one of his customers challenged another one to a drinking contest.
Guy 1: "A glass at a time, and you get to chose the drink!"
Guy 2: "Well, then, bartender! I'll have a tall glass of H2O!"
Guy 1: "Well, bartender. I'll have a tall glass of H2O too!"
Needless to say, Guy 2 won handily.
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28-09-2017, 01:01 PM
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Not a joke per-say, but one of my favorite insults is, "You are so dense, light bends around you!"

Ignorance is not to be ignored.

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28-09-2017, 01:51 PM
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(28-09-2017 01:01 PM)Loom Wrote:  Not a joke per-say, but one of my favorite insults is, "You are so dense, light bends around you!"

The trouble is that anyone who really is that dense wouldn't get the reference.

Laugh out load
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28-09-2017, 04:19 PM
RE: Science humor, add your jokes here.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

I'm a creationist... I believe that man created God.
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28-09-2017, 04:42 PM
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28-09-2017, 06:01 PM
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I'd tell a chemistry joke but all the best ones Argon.

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