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02-11-2015, 03:22 PM
Scientific method to prove god
Well, we can all finally answer the question once and for all as Gordon Klingenschmitt (just another nutty US evangelical politician if you haven't heard the name) has outlined a three-step scientific method to prove that god is real:

A: you repent
B: you believe
C: you invite Jesus Christ to come into your heart as Lord and Savior

"Follow that scientific method and I guarantee you will see Jesus Christ."

I'm sure the Nobel committee will be contacting him any day now.

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02-11-2015, 03:26 PM
RE: Scientific method to prove god
(02-11-2015 03:22 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Well, we can all finally answer the question once and for all as Gordon Klingenschmitt (just another nutty US evangelical politician if you haven't heard the name) has outlined a three-step scientific method to prove that god is real:

A: you repent
B: you believe
C: you invite Jesus Christ to come into your heart as Lord and Savior

"Follow that scientific method and I guarantee you will see Jesus Christ."

I'm sure the Nobel committee will be contacting him any day now.

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I'll volunteer for the control group. Drinking Beverage

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02-11-2015, 04:04 PM
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I was in this test....

I musta got the fucking placebo....

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02-11-2015, 05:24 PM
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First off, KlingonShit is just funny as fuck. Second, you were in the military for over 20 years and never got promoted past O-3? That pretty much means you sucked. I work with a guy who made O-4 in 5 years. Finally, even your own Republican Party has disavowed you for being fucking batshit insane. Somebody needs to check the water supply in Colorado's 15th District.

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02-11-2015, 05:55 PM
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This jerk can run for public office, but an atheist can't. Facepalm

They need to rethink their criteria.

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02-11-2015, 06:07 PM
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This guy is running for president? Huh

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02-11-2015, 06:12 PM
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(02-11-2015 06:07 PM)Banjo Wrote:  This guy is running for president? Huh

No, he's not a candidate, just an periodic source of crazy.

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02-11-2015, 06:25 PM
RE: Scientific method to prove god
(02-11-2015 03:22 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Well, we can all finally answer the question once and for all as Gordon Klingenschmitt (just another nutty US evangelical politician if you haven't heard the name) has outlined a three-step scientific method to prove that god is real:

A: you repent
B: you believe
C: you invite Jesus Christ to come into your heart as Lord and Savior

"Follow that scientific method and I guarantee you will see Jesus Christ."

I'm sure the Nobel committee will be contacting him any day now.

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No hypothesis, no data, no validation, subjective results, this is the most scientific thing I have ever heard. I'll try it.

Edit: The results are in: Praise Odin!!!

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02-11-2015, 06:33 PM
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The best part? This delusional idiot was voted into public office, makes 6 figures and helps draft the laws that guide this country....marinate on that for a moment. This dipshit should be in a padded cell with WC, Q, pops, and COTW. Damn this shit makes me mad.

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02-11-2015, 06:58 PM (This post was last modified: 02-11-2015 07:08 PM by enochian.)
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Jesus is not the original Greek pronunciation.

So most saved Christians are not actually saved.
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