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04-11-2015, 12:50 PM
RE: Scientific method to prove god
(02-11-2015 05:24 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  First off, KlingonShit is just funny as fuck. Second, you were in the military for over 20 years and never got promoted past O-3?

Could have been a mustang.
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04-11-2015, 01:37 PM
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So glad we have so few nutters like that in uk politics,we have a few but nothing on this scale.
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04-11-2015, 01:46 PM
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(02-11-2015 06:07 PM)Banjo Wrote:  This guy is running for president? Huh

pssst....
I think everyone is.
It's a "thing".

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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05-11-2015, 07:42 AM
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(02-11-2015 03:22 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Well, we can all finally answer the question once and for all as Gordon Klingenschmitt (just another nutty US evangelical politician if you haven't heard the name) has outlined a three-step scientific method to prove that god is real:

A: you repent
B: you believe
C: you invite Jesus Christ to come into your heart as Lord and Savior

"Follow that scientific method and I guarantee you will see Jesus Christ."

Wait. We can just call anything a "scientific method", now? Let me try:

A: you drink a fifth of vodka
B: you drop waaaay too much acid
C: you spin around in circles until you physically cannot stand up

"Follow that scientific method, and I guarantee you will see Jesus Christ, or demons, or leprechauns, or something, or pass out/die."
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05-11-2015, 09:00 AM
RE: Scientific method to prove god
(05-11-2015 07:42 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(02-11-2015 03:22 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Well, we can all finally answer the question once and for all as Gordon Klingenschmitt (just another nutty US evangelical politician if you haven't heard the name) has outlined a three-step scientific method to prove that god is real:

A: you repent
B: you believe
C: you invite Jesus Christ to come into your heart as Lord and Savior

"Follow that scientific method and I guarantee you will see Jesus Christ."

Wait. We can just call anything a "scientific method", now? Let me try:

A: you drink a fifth of vodka
B: you drop waaaay too much acid
C: you spin around in circles until you physically cannot stand up

"Follow that scientific method, and I guarantee you will see Jesus Christ, or demons, or leprechauns, or something, or pass out/die."

I'd need more than a fifth of vodka Big Grin
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05-11-2015, 10:11 AM
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(05-11-2015 09:00 AM)adey67 Wrote:  I'd need more than a fifth of vodka Big Grin

Did you also try waaay too much acid and spinning until you can no longer stand? I mean, if you're not going to be scientific about this, why bother reporting your results?
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05-11-2015, 10:24 AM
RE: Scientific method to prove god
(05-11-2015 10:11 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(05-11-2015 09:00 AM)adey67 Wrote:  I'd need more than a fifth of vodka Big Grin

Did you also try waaay too much acid and spinning until you can no longer stand? I mean, if you're not going to be scientific about this, why bother reporting your results?
Nah, fuck that alcohol and acid don't mix well I'll stick to a half of vodka and get nice and mellow that's my scienceTongue
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