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10-11-2017, 08:47 PM
RE: Second Cumming
(04-11-2017 04:04 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Second Cumming

When a girl is giving a guy a blow job and when he jizzes in her mouth, he makes her laugh and the jizz comes out her nose.

My girlfriend broke up with me. Why? I gave her a second cumming.

More on topic it has been my consideration that the second coming is becoming, as in prophet. It's all smoke and mirrors to you cats but I cannot help but conclude there's something on the line, I just gotta reel it in.

Also:

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Did they see that one coming?

In god's defense, however; as a prophet I tried to disseminate an original thought; and we saw how that went. XP

Why doesn't Gwyneth hire you to write for Goop?

Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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