September 13th 2015
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13-09-2015, 09:40 PM
RE: September 13th 2015
Well the world must've ended. I'm so unhappy, I mean I had my labs done and everything! This is so irritating!

I'm gonna be irritated and upset about being dead for at least a...

Oh, wait...

Apparently I have to turn in that lab. Huh, who'da thought?
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13-09-2015, 10:04 PM
RE: September 13th 2015
Officially the 14th here and nada. Big surprise Dodgy.

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14-09-2015, 06:34 AM
RE: September 13th 2015
I think I'm the first to post that there is no longer anywhere in the world where it is still the 13th, and at least looking out my window, the world is still here. Why can't these asshole doomsayers ever get it right?

OTOH, the stock market won't open for another hour, so I don't know if the economy collapsed late last night.

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14-09-2015, 06:38 AM
RE: September 13th 2015
Whenever someone comes up with a "prophecy" -- it should come with a guarantee --- that if the "prophecy" turns out to be incorrect, everyone gets to line up and kick the "prophet" one good swift kick, right to the nads........

After a couple of those sessions, these gasbags will quit making this stupid shit up.

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14-09-2015, 10:56 AM
RE: September 13th 2015
Actually, aren't false prophets supposed to be stoned to death according to the Bible?
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14-09-2015, 11:01 AM
RE: September 13th 2015
(14-09-2015 10:56 AM)jabeady Wrote:  Actually, aren't false prophets supposed to be stoned to death according to the Bible?

Which explains why so many of their "predictions" deal with events that aren't called out on a specific date --- say "A week from Tuesday"......

That'd make for a short career........

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14-09-2015, 12:36 PM
RE: September 13th 2015
(13-09-2015 12:07 PM)Loom Wrote:  Since we're still a few hours away from sunset my dad insists that doomsday is still upon us...or that it's actually on the 28th.

I told him that, based on our calendar, the year 2015 will end on December 31st at midnight.

Apparently I'm disrespectful Tongue

The 28th ... Consider hmm, a Monday. Do I call in, "Messiah" or "rapture" or what? I know my company pretty well- they're gonna want some official code.

Oh hey, how about, "family death"? When they request details I can just say, "the entire human family". That should keep them off my back.

Yup. Blink

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14-09-2015, 12:43 PM
RE: September 13th 2015
(14-09-2015 12:36 PM)kim Wrote:  The 28th ... Consider hmm, a Monday. Do I call in, "Messiah" or "rapture" or what? I know my company pretty well- they're gonna want some official code.

Tell them to log it under code 666. That should take care of it.

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14-09-2015, 01:32 PM
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Quote:Except that according to Jews, the coming of the Messiah doesn't mean the end of the world. It just means we'll have a king again, and world peace.


Pfft. And some people says jews are smart!

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14-09-2015, 01:58 PM
RE: September 13th 2015
(14-09-2015 01:32 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  
Quote:Except that according to Jews, the coming of the Messiah doesn't mean the end of the world. It just means we'll have a king again, and world peace.


Pfft. And some people says jews are smart!

It's about a percentage of Nobels won. I think they bribed people. Tongue

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