Seriously... where did all the Christians go?
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30-12-2011, 12:46 AM
Seriously... where did all the Christians go?
I'm looking at these old threads and there are a good bit of Christians that have come along. What happened? Where did they go? Did I just come to the party late?

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30-12-2011, 01:40 AM
RE: Seriously... where did all the Christians go?
(30-12-2011 12:46 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  I'm looking at these old threads and there are a good bit of Christians that have come along. What happened? Where did they go?

They just pussied out.

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30-12-2011, 04:07 AM
RE: Seriously... where did all the Christians go?
Almost all of them weren’t here to gain insights but to harvest souls.

Quite stupid...
How successful do you think I would be if I walk onto a platform of a church saying "you’re all full off shit! Listen to me...". Depending on the open mindness of the occupants I would become either frustrated and leave or get carried out to an ambulance.

Either way, I'm gone...

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30-12-2011, 04:36 AM
RE: Seriously... where did all the Christians go?
kingschosen, how come you're not trying to convert us? You are not such a nice person like everybody tells you are, if you were a good person and a Christian, you would try to save our souls. Hypocrite, that's what you are. The rest of the Christians have tried and walked away after we told them to fuck off.

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30-12-2011, 07:55 AM
RE: Seriously... where did all the Christians go?
We need a fitting tribute to our departed brethren. What say we modify an old classic:





Here's a start:

Where have all the Christians gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the Christians gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the Christians gone?
Failed to save us every one
Oh when will they ever learn?
Oh when will they ever learn?

Anyone like to add an additional stanza or two?

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30-12-2011, 08:18 AM
RE: Seriously... where did all the Christians go?
I believe they couldn't handle the, logical arguments thrown their way and gave up. Or decided that no matter how much evidence was thrown their way, that contradicts what, they were saying that they were still right so went else where to try and get their argument across.
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30-12-2011, 08:51 AM
RE: Seriously... where did all the Christians go?
My take is that the only christians that stick around are actually closet atheists. Wink

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30-12-2011, 09:01 AM (This post was last modified: 30-12-2011 09:03 AM by Erxomai.)
RE: Seriously... where did all the Christians go?
They de-converted and changed their names to things like GirlyMan, ddrew, Chas, Filox, Stark, Cufflink...

Have you thought about what your new screen name is going to be?


(30-12-2011 07:55 AM)cufflink Wrote:  We need a fitting tribute to our departed brethren. What say we modify an old classic:





Here's a start:

Where have all the Christians gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the Christians gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the Christians gone?
Failed to save us every one
Oh when will they ever learn?
Oh when will they ever learn?

Anyone like to add an additional stanza or two?

Love it...I don't have any stanzas to add, I just marvel that this used to be considered the evil "Rock and Roll." Smile

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30-12-2011, 09:07 AM
RE: Seriously... where did all the Christians go?
You've got to be will to put up with a lot of blasphemy to stick around here as a Christian. We don't mind swearing in our arguments either. Blasphemy, and swearing- that's why, but probably mostly that blasphemy.

Plus I can't imagine anyone's ever been converted to Christianity on this site. Could be wrong though, it's not like anyone can track that.

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30-12-2011, 09:09 AM
RE: Seriously... where did all the Christians go?
rofl

Why does everyone keep calling me a closet atheist?

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