Seth aced my Turing test!
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22-08-2015, 01:39 AM
RE: Seth aced my Turing test!
Welcome to the dark side. We haz cookies. Smile

Excellent intro, very creative. Thumbsup


But since you are "Voyager", shouldn't that be your "touring test"? Consider

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22-08-2015, 03:23 AM
RE: Seth aced my Turing test!
(21-08-2015 09:39 PM)Voyager Wrote:  
(21-08-2015 09:12 PM)Banjo Wrote:  By the way, which god do you believe in? Thor, Zeus? Aphrodite???? Thors's been in loads of movies lately.

I believe in me - God is love. Love is blind. I am blind. Therefore, I am God.

I was hoping it'd be Thor. Sad

Or Janeway. But she's dead now... Sad

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22-08-2015, 04:53 AM
RE: Seth aced my Turing test!
(21-08-2015 08:30 PM)Voyager Wrote:  Hi, y'all,

So this past Saturday Seth Andrews was in town and I got to meet him.

I'd been under the impression that atheists were soulless automatons. Either that, or they were furious at intact people like myself because we weren't suffering from that "God-shaped hole" in our hearts. Y'all know the one, right?

His podcasts sounded as though they were produced by an actual thinking and feeling human being, but I had to know for sure. Those recordings could have been heavily edited. Besides, the event was being held in a church. I had to know if Seth would be struck by lightning, or the stained glass cross would spontaneously shatter and the shards would turn him into a bloody mess.

After observing the way he interacted with people, I concluded that he passed my test. The guy sitting behind me was also talking about an atheist organization that feeds the homeless. Why would heartless machines bother with that? I hear they're especially merciless if you try to program them in C.

Seriously, I'd been taught as a Christian to associate the word "atheist" with horrible things. People like Seth have helped me overcome my irrational fear. Now I seem to have become the thing I feared.

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22-08-2015, 04:55 AM
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Welcome and congrats on your deconversion! Ah science, it's funny how little things like facts can help to dispel a whole bunch of fiction.

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22-08-2015, 07:59 PM
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(21-08-2015 08:30 PM)Voyager Wrote:  God-shaped hole

Heh. That's very cute! Christians have the cutest phrases.

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24-08-2015, 06:35 PM
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Thanks for the warm welcome, y'all. I'm glad to hear that I would have been welcomed had I joined this site as a Christian, too.

It still feels strange to say this, but I'm happy to be here.

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24-08-2015, 06:49 PM
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(21-08-2015 09:39 PM)Voyager Wrote:  
(21-08-2015 09:12 PM)Banjo Wrote:  By the way, which god do you believe in? Thor, Zeus? Aphrodite???? Thors's been in loads of movies lately.

I believe in me - God is love. Love is blind. I am blind. Therefore, I am God.

Sounds like you and girlyman will get along well.

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